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Best parental response to a child "coming out".

"I'll bet you think you would have picked a Nike sneaker out of thousands of others too if you hadn't been advertised to. No child, you aren't gay. You just watch too much Jewish media."

Best parental response to a child "coming out". "I'll bet you think you would have picked a Nike sneaker out of thousands of others too if you hadn't been advertised to. No child, you aren't gay. You just watch too much Jewish media."

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

That's totally discounting the possibility of being molested. If I ever have a child that comes out to be gay, I'm going after whoever touched them inappropriately and executing them myself without involving the law.

[–] • 2 pts

Don’t tell anyone you did it either.

[–] • 1 pt

this is a real fucking thread

How the fuck is this funny? What are you sliding?

[–] • 0 pt

Not supposed to be funny. Its true.

[–] • 1 pt

Ehhh. It isn’t a “Brawno has electrolytes” thing for me. Admittedly, it used to be, but only a couple of other brands are as comfortable to me.

[–] • 2 pts

I wear Nike trainers too. Best shoes I own. Fuck the child slaves.

[–] • 1 pt

They probably do, those sick bastards.

[–] • 1 pt

Lol, the first half of your comment had me thinking you were telling us why you're gay.