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[–] 7 pts

"See the enemy over there? They called you 'Sir!' "

"Iiiiiiitttt'ssssss mmmaaaaaa'aaaaammmmmm!!!!!"

[–] 4 pts

Only if we put them in Cessnas. The F22s are too valuable to lose.

[–] 4 pts

The Cessnas can identify as F22s. Problem solved!

[–] 0 pt

Screw that, I want to buy an USAF cessna.

Put them in C1's and make sure some politicians"dems" are taking free transportation that day, "you know 2 stones with one nut saying"

[–] 2 pts

Not far off from actual history. Suicide for social acceptance is how ideologies get kids to blow themselves up. Kamikaze or Islam.

[–] 1 pt

Well, statistically this makes sense.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Banzai!

Smash the patriarchy!

Do you get your dick back in heaven hell or just a real vagina?

Edit: Sorry fucked that way up...

[–] 1 pt

Alright, we'll take them.

[–] 2 pts

You will have to account for spoilage, though. You might not get all that you paid for (they might have kamikazied prematurely.) YMMV!

I can see the other pilots that had to share a shower with Jeffinna saying shit like. "Fucking tits and a dick, they should have just killed themselves since the man face doesn't cover up no matter how much makeup is applied plus them man hands, I blame the doctors since they know it's bad but Frankenstein them for the money, so sad" knowing the Jeffinna's just going to strafe some enemy warships.

[–] 1 pt

tell them that a kamikaze death will give them 72 ladyboys in the afterlife.

[–] 1 pt

Only problem is they have a 40% chance of already being dead before they even get off the ground.

[–] 1 pt

Target practice?