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Wifey is giving birth while dad is focused on munchies
Its not just that hes focused on muchies. Hes focused on 3 goldfish fused together all facing the same way, like a little school of fish.
I've never felt more useless than being in the delivery room.
Hey, I'd be happy with mere "useless". I was there when wifey had to go with a C-section at the last minute and they sat me right next to the collection jug that slurped its way towards several liters of much being sucked out of her. Oh, how romantic, right? Then they did a ballet where one team hands off bloody baby to another team without missing a beat. Amazing.
Our last one was a c-section. I was by her head until the child came out sitting on a bench awkwardly balanced on cables on the floor that went to the anesthesiologist station. I hated it.
Oh. Thought there was more to it.
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