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A Nebraska man was arrested after he was caught in the act of strangling someone to death in an alley outside of a Omaha McDonald’s, police say. According to reports, Joel Miller, 42, was arrested for assault and attempted murder, and during questioning admitted that he had killed more than 30 people already, all of them registered sex offenders.

“I’ve been killing pedos and perverts for, damn, close to 15 years now,” said Miller. “Started when I was 26 or so, after a girl I was dating was raped and murdered. I tracked the guy down myself, slit his throat. I realized I had a real knack for it after that, so I kept going.”

Miller says that he wishes he hadn’t gotten caught, because he has a list of at least 3 more local “perverts” that he wanted to “knock off.”

“A friend of mine – we go way back – his daughter was molested by his babysitter’s boyfriend. Everyone knew he did it. The police couldn’t prove it. The girl, she’s only 7, she clammed right up. Barely spoken since, and she won’t admit it. Well, I did the world a favor when I cut his dick off and rammed it down his throat.”

Police say that, despite the “positive” nature of the crimes, Miller will still be more than likely sentenced to death for his crimes.

Joel Miller is a true hero, or at least he would be. The story is fake.

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You damn near triggered copycat vigilantes.

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That would be unfortunate.

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Yes, a most undesirable outcome. We can only hope that people will trust our court systemz just like Epsttein did

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Maybe he still could. Gee, wouldn't that be awful?

Hopefully he would do his research. An idiot cousin of mine got put on the registry for pissing on a garbage can at an outdoor concert way back when. He eventually got it removed, but that was some shit to deal with. Stupid, but not on a kiddie-diddler level.

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Don’t use the word cat it triggers me

Cutting someone's dick off, and ramming it down their throat -- c'mon dude. Just do bullets to the head.

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I know my serial killers, so why had I never heard of this hero? Turns out, this didn’t happen. Too bad.

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Whos your favorite killer

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I don't like them enough to rank them, but there was one that would fly hookers to the wilderness of Alaska in his personal airplane, and then hunt them for sport. That was quite unique.

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Indeed it is. You ever heard the guy who called into the Howard stern show. Guy had a thing for killing hookers. He mostly did it in parking garages if I remember correctly. He had a family and kids and just killed hookers on the weekend. He does a whole interview

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Hopefully they were all actual rapists, and not drunk urinators in a bush.

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So, now i would like to know history behind posted picture that is not fake.

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That's two for Nebraska in the last five years, to my knowledge...

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I wanted this to be true so bad

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He looks like a fatter Count Dankula.

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For anyone who thinks this is real. It's fake and gay. It has been going around since 2016.

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27 pedos??? So, 27 Jews?

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Hopes dashed......

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