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This is actually pretty clever.

This is actually pretty clever.

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She just wants you to take charge of the situation. The most alpha move is to simply and directly ask if she's hungry. If the answer is yes, just start cooking, and if she asks what you're making, just make her get you ingredients. Keep her in suspense, guide her, be a man and dominate her mind.

[–] 1 pt

Done a lot of smashing after a bit of cooking.

[–] 0 pt

Nothing is as erotic as successfully frying bacon naked.

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Gotta be fast...

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Upon hearing that she was hungry the master replied, "So am I. The kitchen is that way."

[–] 0 pt (edited )

The secret to a healthy marriage is emotional content.

Also, Ghengis Khan conquered over half of the known world for his harem. You can't make eggs for your wife?

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Uh, conquering is how Ghengis Khan dated.