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This is actually pretty clever.

This is actually pretty clever.

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[–] • 17 pts

Doesn't work past 1 year. If you've been with a girl for longer than that, the playful guessing games are done.. unless you work her into that mood.. which is probably harder to do than getting an answer out of her. The first answer you're going to get is "Idk, where?".

Best thing to do is decide where YOU want to eat and bring her along as company.

[–] • 0 pt

A friend pointed out that you also want to use a bit of intelligence doing it as well. Like if she facetiously guesses "McDonalds?"

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I did that while dating too.. I keep a list of places I want to go and just picked one of those for dates. Two times they resisted and suggested other places and those were the worst dates. Never again. If they are really interested early on they would go anyways.

[–] • 11 pts

ugh burger king... again

You guessed it, babe!

[–] • 0 pt

The burger Kings in my state take as long as a sit down lunch

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

The Burger Kings in my state are like eating roadkill covered in ketchup.

[–] • 10 pts (edited )

She just wants you to take charge of the situation. The most alpha move is to simply and directly ask if she's hungry. If the answer is yes, just start cooking, and if she asks what you're making, just make her get you ingredients. Keep her in suspense, guide her, be a man and dominate her mind.

[–] • 1 pt

Done a lot of smashing after a bit of cooking.

[–] • 0 pt

Nothing is as erotic as successfully frying bacon naked.

[–] • 1 pt

Gotta be fast...

[–] • 1 pt

Upon hearing that she was hungry the master replied, "So am I. The kitchen is that way."

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

The secret to a healthy marriage is emotional content.

Also, Ghengis Khan conquered over half of the known world for his harem. You can't make eggs for your wife?

[–] • 0 pt

Uh, conquering is how Ghengis Khan dated.

[–] • 9 pts

Tell that bitch she ain't eating till she drops five pounds

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Daaaan gurrrl wey you eatin deyt salad so muuufuxsin fayst uh nigga aint mayduh munny!!

[–] • 4 pts

Oh ya this is all good until she spits out the most expensive one within 50 miles. Enjoy your $600 bottle of wine just to get a bj on the way back

[–] • 1 pt

The real red pill is that your not alpha until you're a decamillionaire. You're still in the faking stage if you're not.

[–] • 3 pts

My ex girlfriend always wanted taco bell because she knew I wouldn't ask for anal later.

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Wouldn't???

[–] • 4 pts

throw the fucking sodomite faggots from the highest place

[–] • 0 pt

Yo, lemme do a backflip. I wanna go out with some razz-mattazz!

[–] • 3 pts

that mother. fucking. GENIUS.

[–] • 2 pts

Tell her she guessed correct. She going to be making that dinner.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

The kitchen don't make dinner bitch without you innit.

[–] • 1 pt

She'll still want just a little bite of yours. Greedy bitches

[–] • 1 pt

The decoder is not wanting to be responsible for things.

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