Wait, your not supposed to pee in the ball pit?....thats been my secret piss place since i was 3 years old.
Why is the 'D' missing from the Ronald McDonald poster? Is someone makin' fun of nigger jive?
My first job was a McWagie and I vividly remember one of the first tasks I ever had to was clean up the play tubes because some kid pooped in it and smeared shit on the windows. I was only 14 and my manager had to go with me into the playroom to tell all the customers that it'll be shut down for a few hours while I cleaned it up. On an extremely busy Saturday afternoon, imagine telling a bunch of pissed off parents and screaming kids that they can't play because some kid smeared shit. The pissed off look on the parents faces is something I'll never forget. I still can't believe I worked there for over 2 years.
Time flies, man. Thank God that part of your life is behind you.
I sometimes feel like working in a restaurant should be mandatory for all citizens (for like 2 years or something once you reach 16). Like... you could choose to either do some time in the military or go work at a restaurant, but you’d have to choose one. Both are great ways of humbling a person and helping them realize how fucking lucky they are that there are people that do these jobs.
You lasted longer than myself @ BurgerKing,what a fuckin' joke,I fed frozen smeatpatties into the back of a machine along w/the buns.
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