My takeawy is that 71% of women surveyed have never seen a Goose up close
grab the fucker by the scruff of the neck and pull.
job done.
im not even alpha.
If losing the fight means that the beast in question ends up in my lap, purring itself to sleep, then I lose several times a day!
If you don’t overcome the pussy, the pussy overcomes you.
Cats are crazy.
I could win a fight with a cat but I’m going to the hospital for sure.
Cat bites are highly infectious. I’ve had two good ones that required medical attention.
You're not wrong about any of that. My honeymoon got interrupted because of a bite a feral kitten managed to lay on me before I pinned it. Bit me all the way to the bone. When the swelling started, lancing it did nothing. I had to drive in from the mountains for antibiotics.
This is all bullshit, many in the same poll thinks they can beat an elephant, gorilla, lion, kangaroo. etc.
Unless we use weapons, even the prime man will lose in a straight up fight against the prime male of most mammals. I would be hard pressed to even challenge a honey badger.
Holy shit I was explaining how I'd kill a pit bull attacking a person.. no wonder America is dying
Accept that it's going to bite you, but that you can then choke or beat it to death?
It bites u I won't let go then you lift it up and smash it on the ground... if it's attacking someone else u grab the legs start swinging in a circle then do a wwf style super smash on its head
First off, no one wins a fight.
I had a 8 month old kitten, fuck me up. Shredded my hands and I got a secondary infection from it's nasty ass fangs.
I easily could have killed the cat but not before it ripped through more flesh then I was willing to sacrifice.
My conclusion, if it's a fight, the cat will die the man will be leaking red fluid. If the man does not seek medical attention, and gets infected with "cat scratch fever" he may die as well, once it reaches his heart. Lose/lose.
And why would you want to fight with a house cat?
You can't win such a fight. I know that
I get it though - of a goose comes at me I'm not fighting back, I'm getting out of there.
I don't want what you're selling, goose.
Just grab its neck and treat it like a sack of potatoes
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