Now, you're probably asking yourself 'What does Michael Jordan know about satisfying the customer.' Let's be real, nigga. Most of you watching this are poor-ass niggas who got this job so you could sneak free McNuggets to cousin boo-boo, and maybe buy you some dem new Air Jordans. Right now y'all be like 'Awwww, sheeeeit, dat be MJ dawg! Dey got MJ to make the video, dawg! God dayum, son, this shit be tight!' instead of paying attention to what I am about to tell you. And that is why you flip burgers for a living, and I play ball and get paid millions of dollars. We hope you enjoy our training video. Now here are some white people who are actually competent to show you what your dumb monkey-ass supposed to be doin' every day.
Now, you're probably asking yourself 'What does Michael Jordan know about satisfying the customer.' Let's be real, nigga. Most of you watching this are poor-ass niggas who got this job so you could sneak free McNuggets to cousin boo-boo, and maybe buy you some dem new Air Jordans. Right now y'all be like 'Awwww, sheeeeit, dat be MJ dawg! Dey got MJ to make the video, dawg! God dayum, son, this shit be tight!' instead of paying attention to what I am about to tell you. And that is why you flip burgers for a living, and I play ball and get paid millions of dollars. We hope you enjoy our training video. Now here are some white people who are actually competent to show you what your dumb monkey-ass supposed to be doin' every day.
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