Link, seeing his future as a white knight, decides to settle down with Malon on Lon Lon Ranch.

I see Malo didn't get any better looking when he grew up. At least Malo Mart now sells smokes and condoms, not that Link will ever need any of those.

"So, I guess you want the menthols?"

are those vhs video tapes? are we memeing the mid nineties now?

I have no idea where Princess Peach is.