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Short but funny. Stolen from Voat.

Short but funny. Stolen from Voat.

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[–] 3 pts

I dunno. I remember my dad buying my mom a snow shovel for christmas when i was a kid. she wasn't super happy. He also bought her a waffle maker one year. He likes waffles.

[–] 2 pts

Did he ever make waffle sandwiches? What you do is get some roast beef, chicken, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and bacon, on toasted white bread. Then you send me your dick pics. You stupid bitch. WAFFLES

[–] 0 pt

what kind of faggot puts roast beef and chicken on the same sandwich

[–] 0 pt

My sandwich would kick your sandwiches ass.

[–] 0 pt

What was your mom buying your dad during the previous Christmases? Maybe they got to the state of just buying the other what they wanted?

I bought myself a $500 Miele vacuum cleaner one Christmas. I was and still am so happy with this vacuum that blows a Dyson out of the dirt. It sucks so awesome!

I neither buy gifts nor receive gifts any longer. It makes Christmas so much more pleasant just showing up to immediate family get-togethers without materialism corrupting it.