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Held the door for a couple wearing masks. They said they would wait for the next. Told them they were wearing masks so they should be ok. They still declined. Sarcastically asked if they work then they'd be fine. Karen replied she works at a hospital. Me and my dad started laughing in their face. While laughing, I said then you've probably got the vaccine and yet you're still wearing a mask. So do either of them work. Triggered right as elevator doors shut. Select every floor before exiting. Fuck her, hope she uses her mask for her tears, maybe then it would actually do something.

Held the door for a couple wearing masks. They said they would wait for the next. Told them they were wearing masks so they should be ok. They still declined. Sarcastically asked if they work then they'd be fine. Karen replied she works at a hospital. Me and my dad started laughing in their face. While laughing, I said then you've probably got the vaccine and yet you're still wearing a mask. So do either of them work. Triggered right as elevator doors shut. Select every floor before exiting. Fuck her, hope she uses her mask for her tears, maybe then it would actually do something.

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[–] • 26 pts

Select every floor before exiting.

win

[–] • 14 pts

While very young, I was with a friend on an elevator going to the first floor. I clicked every floor button before the doors open. An adult enters as we are trying to exit, but he immediately notices what I had done, grabs both of us by the scruff, and says something like, "You are coming along for the ride."

fail

[–] • 2 pts

It probably would have been smarter for him to just get off the elevator too

[–] • 10 pts

I think he taught me a lesson. Back in the day when non-family members were allowed to teach jerk-off kids like myself a lesson.

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[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

Many newer elevators have anti nuisance features and if it doesn't see the electric eye break after a few floors it will cancel all the calls.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Kone fag

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I think Thyssen does it now too but it usually isn't turned on. Idk shit about Otis and Schindler.

[–] [deleted] • 14 pts

This is a situation where you, someone outside of the Matrix, is trying to communicate and explain reality to someone still in the Matrix. You might as well be trying to explain quantum physics to a German Shepard.

[–] • 10 pts

I know the reaction I'm going to get. However, this time the opportunity allowed me to toss a mental grenade into this ladies head and dip the fuck out with a clean getaway.

I agree with you for sure though.

[–] • 6 pts

A mental grenade is a really really good way to fuck with the blue-pilled types, and has a very very low chance of making said blue-pilled person think "hmmm".

I do the same shit, not because I want to redpill these types, but because I find it entertaining that they get that "deer in the headlights" stare like I've broken their brain with a blue screen of death.

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THATS WHAT IT IS! Thats the look.

"I cant do that dave"

omg I'm gonna laugh about this for days.

[–] • 1 pt

Haha the blue screen of death look! Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

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and it felt great, didn't it? it was righteous.

[–] • 2 pts

We laughed the whole ride! Good times.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

That's totally understandable. Sometimes you just want to ask the people asleep at the wheel of life, wtf is wrong with you.

[–] • 9 pts

The matrix is a bitch... quote from a friend. He’s right though, the programming is soo deep, it’s unlikely even the voice of god himself could tell them otherwise.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

Spent two days trying to reach old acquaintance and then gave up. Clenched fists doesn’t adequately describe the grip with which he held onto the standard communist doctrinal beliefs. He bought every line of shit across the bullshit spectrum, bought in hook, line and sinker.

[–] • 2 pts

The German Shepard would understand more than these people did.

[–] • 1 pt

Basically this scene... https://youtu.be/6T_Rj47nm0Q

[–] [deleted] • 9 pts

During this whole lockdown bullshit I had things with three different nurses from three separate hospitals in different areas. Each one said it was complete bullshit and sometimes they don't have one patient on their ward all day. Each of them either got sent home early or told not to come in at all because there was nothing to do.

[–] • 4 pts

That’s why they make so many TikTok videos.

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"It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled" Mark Twain

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This is how you win this war.

The enemy is weak.

You can hurt them WITH WORDS!

We assume she will simply cunt-inue her ways, but the truth is this will resonate with her for weeks. She will, at least momentarily, question her position on the matter. Thats the best this stage normie can hope for.

[–] • 2 pts

Select every floor before exiting.

Ok, you got me laughing at this part.

[–] • 2 pts

Yes. Great story. I feel better now. There is hope for humanity after all.

Fuk em if they can't take a joke, and joke em if they cant take a fuk.

[–] • 2 pts

Holy shit that's perfect timing and the right attitude. Taught a lesson to the edumakated. I work in a town that didn't wear masks until the governor lifted the mandate. Now they all wear masks and look at me like they want to say something but can't drudge up the courage. All people are fake and hate their lives but can't scold those who love being alive. Kill us they must.

[–] • 2 pts

Your revenge is living a peaceful, rewarding life far, far away from those masked faggots.

Let them consume themselves.

[–] • 2 pts

I was just in the hospital cardiac unit Monday to Wednesday. The resident Dr came into room I said oops I don't have a mask on. She looked at me and said "Please, those things do more harm than good". The head of the fucking hospital!!!

[–] • 2 pts

Karen replied she works at a hospital.

Yeah, but was she wearing priestly robes.. eh, I mean.. a white coat? Sciencing doesn't work without that.

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