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FAT BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY

FAT BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY

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[–] • 16 pts

I had a girlfriend who asked me "do these jeans make me look fat?"

I said "of course not! Your fat makes you look fat"

[–] • 7 pts

The response I used was "it's the other way around."

[–] • 10 pts

The fat makes her look jeans?

[+] [deleted] • 4 pts
[–] • 1 pt

A bit on the nose, a more subtle reply is "no, the 'jeans' dont make you look fat"

[–] • 6 pts

Would have been funnier if the guy was an obese slob with foodstains on his clothes doing the duckface to hide his lard.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I mean.... He definitely isn't doing marathons

[–] • 2 pts

You'd be surprised, when I ran a marathon most of the people were old, fat and generally out of shape.

[–] • 0 pt

At the start line maybe, these people weren't finishing.

[–] • 6 pts

Must be available at all times, and make more than $70,000. How?? Why does she need her own apartment for him to stay at, is he homeless or living in a dump? It sounds like he wants a toy instead of a wife. Oh I’m so jealous of the lady that scoops this prize neckbeard up lmaoo.

[–] • 15 pts

It’s a joke about the double-standard. Women routinely ask for all of this in the mate they want and nobody blames them. If a man asks for what he really wants, he’s being ridiculous, chauvinistic, too demanding, etc.

[–] • 5 pts

Woman are the choosers, not men. The top 80% of women sleep with the top 10% of men and the rest are simps and cucks

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts (edited )

This is ONLY true because of the cultural shift. Think of back in the times when fathers chose who their daughters married. It was for multiple reasons, for one women make the stupidest choices with men, and for two, it allowed the father a "bargaining tool" (I don't like using that term but it's the closest I can think of) to attract the most upstanding men in society and make the family stronger. Women were the selected.

And honestly it's still that way for the most part, women just aren't aware of it. There's a giant, overwhelming mass of pathetic men fawning at their feet which gives them the illusion of being selectors, but the actual wolves of society watch from a distance and choose not to interact.

Women are not smart enough to realize this. They just think "all men are _____" because they're typically unable to observe when a man "nopes" the fuck away from them. It's the same concept with investing for example, it's impossible for you to know all of the opportunities you missed by not doing that extra hour of research or whatever. But again women aren't smart enough to realize the missed opportunity cost as a result of whoring around, which respectable men can identify in a woman IMMEDIATELY.

Women can ONLY select an ocean of dysfunctional men, or the high status men who want nothing to do with them other than their vagina. The vast majority of women have no fucking idea how the market works. They're clueless as to the actual currency necessary for their goals so they just get tossed around by the ocean waves blaming the storm for their woes instead of the fact that they went out into the middle of the ocean with nothing but a rubber life raft that pops when they turn 25 and a pair of titties to flash at the yachts, cruise ships and aircraft carriers passing by.

[–] • 0 pt

Only when it comes to fucking. There's still no polygamy in the US (for the most part), so when it comes to marriage, women are less scarce. He said he's looking for a wife, although the post is likely satire so whatever.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

If they arent rocket scientists, they aint the top 80%

Looks will fade and if theres nothing between the ears, shes about as useful as a fur lined hole in a board.

[–] • 0 pt

I think both sexes making a laundry list of demands is massive red flag material.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Maybe he makes >200k. It's probably a joke, but it doesn't go over well because what men are selling can't easily be seen in a photograph.

[–] • 1 pt

From the background i think this dude is selling shoes, lol ...

[–] • 0 pt

If so, I don't see why he'd care how much the woman makes. I want a woman to not work.

[–] • 4 pts

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[–] • 6 pts

Of course, of course. I just felt this sub might be more appropriate as it’s a parody of the vast amount of single mothers and used-up skanks looking for billionaires to save them.

[–] • 4 pts

I wonder how many mayodumpster feminists got triggered by this hilarious account.

[–] • 3 pts

BBW?

[–] • 9 pts

Big bumpy walrus.

[–] • 4 pts

It’s what fat bitches call themselves to make themselves feel better: “big, beautiful woman.”

[–] • 5 pts

Yuck. Thanks for clarifying.

[–] • 4 pts

some days. you learn things you didnt want to know.

[–] • 2 pts

I just call it Gaslighting.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

For the longest time I thought it meant big black woman

[–] • 1 pt

Fat women use this to describe themselves as a "big beautiful woman".

[–] • 3 pts

But so many women expect all that from a man.

[–] • 3 pts

<<The joke<<

Your head

[–] • 0 pt

Ok then explain it to me.

[–] • 2 pts

Read the comments here. Several people with slightly less severe autism than yours figured it out.

[–] • 1 pt

The joke is that it's a parody of women.

[–] • 1 pt

All of that is incompatible with them having $70k income. That ensures none of the others are met.

[–] • 1 pt

So simple. So wholesome.

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