Ya gotta blend a banana into it. It's so good it'll take your breath away.
How are you any different than him if you're so desperate to self-medicate?
Loosen up bitch.
Tighten up, pussy!
Quit spewing shit, asshole!
He cant tighten up anymore because hes a jew. Thats why it squeaks when he walks.
Uh, it's a joke, dude.
Why are you so desperate to self-egotate?
You wanna come egotate-me-off?
1) Not a nigger
You could just sniff glue or huff paint like a normal person.
Chocolate milk,vodka and bailey's or Godiva would probably be good
Thats not funny, its get to the store mutherfucker.
I used to have hot chocolate and rum some mornings...lol
I like it.
I ran out of beer one time so i mixed Tully with blue Gatorade. It was surprisingly good. Ive had it a few times since then. I like to drink it out of a plastic measuring cup because it has that little handle.
Also, chocolate chip cookies and beer go well together. Like sip the beer while you still have cookie in your mouth. Mmmm
Extra dark (bitter) chocolate and bourbon go together well too.
Why dont you just do it the right way and make a proper chocolate martini..
Find some watermelon smirnoff. It's taste will be awful, but it perfectly fits the drink.
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