Scots isn’t a language. Writing English to reflect the phonetics of your accent doesn’t a new language make, it just means you can’t spell properly in English. Irvine Welsh can do it, because he’s Irvine Welsh. But regular Scottish people writing in this manner just look like retards. What’s more, Scottish people actually do have their own language called Scots Gaelic, but only 60,000 of them can speak it. So the other 5 or so million of them just spell incorrectly and think this means they have a language. It’s all so retarded.