too many distracting tats
too many distracting tats
Pretty funny.
Garbage rear naked choke technique. That's a windpipe crusher, not a george floyder
Pretty funny.
Garbage rear naked choke technique. That's a windpipe crusher, not a george floyder
Bro, I never wrestled and could kick your ass because I know to just block my asshole.
Bro, I never wrestled and could kick your ass because I know to just block my asshole.
Flawless execution.
Flawless execution.
I was not expecting that, laughed my ass off. Thanks.
I was not expecting that, laughed my ass off. Thanks.
Hilarious
Hilarious
This vid always makes me laugh.
This vid always makes me laugh.
That was awesome
That was awesome
Belt buckle knives come in handy in those situations as well.
Belt buckle knives come in handy in those situations as well.
Do they? Or will a determined attacker try to snap your neck from a position like that the moment they realize you've taken out a weapon and started stabbing backwards at them or cutting at their arms?
The chances that a trained person will just immediately let go of a tight choke hold just because you stabbed them in the belly once or twice are pretty slim. And if the hold is applied properly, you fall asleep in about 7-12 seconds.
I know if it were me choking some guy I got into a fight with for w/e reason, if I suddenly felt cuts or the "punching" sensation of being stabbed, I'm going to try to break the neck. It's really not that difficult, and if you have the skill to gain such a dominant position over someone, you shouldn't have much trouble generating the rather small amount of torque needed to overcome any resistance from their neck muscles and twist their head so far around that they can smell your breath.
That being said- fuck yeah if you're caught in something like this by someone who you think actually wants to severely injure you, stab the shit outta them. It might end up with you being put to sleep, only to wake up with them slitting your throat with your own knife with the last of their strength, or a broken neck, or any number of things- but it's definitely better than being choked out "on the streets", and it's easily to defend legally: "He was choking me, I couldn't breathe, I had to stab him 38 times."
Do they? Or will a determined attacker *try to snap your neck* from a position like that the moment they realize you've taken out a weapon and started stabbing backwards at them or cutting at their arms?
The chances that a trained person will just immediately let go of a tight choke hold just because you stabbed them in the belly once or twice are pretty slim. And if the hold is applied properly, you fall asleep in about 7-12 seconds.
I know if it were me choking some guy I got into a fight with for w/e reason, if I suddenly felt cuts or the "punching" sensation of being stabbed, I'm going to try to break the neck. It's really not that difficult, and if you have the skill to gain such a dominant position over someone, you shouldn't have much trouble generating the rather small amount of torque needed to overcome any resistance from their neck muscles and twist their head so far around that they can smell your breath.
That being said- fuck yeah if you're caught in something like this by someone who you think actually wants to severely injure you, *stab the shit outta them.* It might end up with you being put to sleep, only to wake up with them *slitting your throat with your own knife with the last of their strength,* or a broken neck, or any number of things- but it's definitely better than being choked out "on the streets", and it's easily to defend legally: "He was choking me, I couldn't breathe, I had to stab him 38 times."
If you want to play the cowering simp, go ahead.
I'll take my my chances with whatever weapon is available at the time.
If you want to play the cowering simp, go ahead.
I'll take my my chances with whatever weapon is available at the time.
Thing I literally said in my previous comment:
That being said- fuck yeah if you're caught in something like this by someone who you think actually wants to severely injure you, stab the shit outta them. It might end up with you being put to sleep, only to wake up with them slitting your throat with your own knife with the last of their strength, or a broken neck, or any number of things- but it's definitely better than being choked out "on the streets", and it's easily to defend legally: "He was choking me, I couldn't breathe, I had to stab him 38 times."
I just don't want people to feel like simply having a knife and the will to stab someone will win a fight, especially after someone's obtained an extremely dominant position over you such as a rear-naked choke. If they weren't planning on killing you, and then you suddenly stab them, they're going to squeeze as hard as they can or maybe start trying to jerk your head around. No different than trying to gouge eyes, kick groins- no one thing is going to save you, and retards spread this attitude of "I got my [insert one thing that you believe makes you invincible], I'm untouchable!"
I actually agreed with you, but elaborated on hypothetical scenarios a bit. I'm guessing you didn't read the part where I said "Yeah, stab the shit out of someone if they're choking you, if you can".
Thing I literally said in my previous comment:
>That being said- **fuck yeah if you're caught in something like this by someone who you think actually wants to severely injure you, stab the shit outta them.** It might end up with you being put to sleep, only to wake up with them slitting your throat with your own knife with the last of their strength, or a broken neck, or any number of things- but it's definitely better than being choked out "on the streets", and it's easily to defend legally: "He was choking me, I couldn't breathe, I had to stab him 38 times."
I just don't want people to feel like simply having a knife and the will to stab someone will win a fight, especially after someone's obtained an extremely dominant position over you such as a rear-naked choke. If they weren't planning on killing you, and then you suddenly stab them, they're going to squeeze as hard as they can or maybe start trying to jerk your head around. No different than trying to gouge eyes, kick groins- no one thing is going to save you, and retards spread this attitude of "I got my [insert one thing that you believe makes you invincible], I'm untouchable!"
I actually *agreed* with you, but elaborated on hypothetical scenarios a bit. I'm guessing you didn't read the part where I said "Yeah, stab the shit out of someone if they're choking you, if you can".
You read waaaay to many comic books.
You read waaaay to many comic books.
Is that kind of shit in comic books nowadays? I thought it was people in skin-tight suits beating the shit out of each other with super powers and such.
Is that kind of shit in comic books nowadays? I thought it was people in skin-tight suits beating the shit out of each other with super powers and such.
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