Would have beer parties with my friends and their kid would beg to sneak sips from the apple beer. He loved it so we switched to a bitter beer. He was very surprised.
His mom and dad were a bit negligent and when I did landscaping for them their son would sometimes be a bit of a pest. A lovable 4 year old pest but a pest sometimes just the same. As revenge for them not supervising him I let him drink Monster energy drink. Then he'd go in the house and drive his dad crazy. One day he went in and to get attention stomped on his dad's laptop. I was laughing my ass off and asked him very seriously, "Why would you stomp on your dad's laptop" His answer was epic. His eyes opened wide and like it was the world's hugest mystery he replied, "I DON'T KNOW!!!!" LOL. I did. Monster made him do it.
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