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[–] [deleted] 54 pts

Teen invents a new food called "sandwich" after saving up to buy sliced turkey and bread.

[–] 18 pts

Whizz kid teen invents "water vapor" by boiling pot of water.

[–] 9 pts

Time to invent "shitposting" by posting snarky comments that take the piss out of idiot news sites.

[–] 5 pts

Bro... youre a genius. I assume you must be black. Or trans. Or female. Because white men never invent anything.

[–] [deleted] 5 pts

Multi-talented. Impressive! We need more like him. No, wait... we've got too many like him.

[–] 1 pt

And every time I cook breakfast, I invent an omellete.

Yes.

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How many people that decide to buy this console, will NEVER clean their chicken grill.

90%?

80%?

[–] 2 pts

related article https://www.engadget.com/kfcs-viral-marketing-gets-real-with-a-chickenwarming-gaming-pc-112558482.html

list price $3,100

...and in case you want a couple of beers to drink with your 2 warm chicken wings you can bid up this charity driven beauty: https://www.engadget.com/bud-light-bl6-game-console-projector-143514442.html

(the charity is https://chooserestaurants.org/changeisonthemenu )

[–] 2 pts

That's a good add-on, haha! I'm surprised that there is no Doritos/Mt. Dew console.

The boy is a genius, I'm telling you!

[–] 13 pts
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“It made me feel like I wasnt human” ffs.

[–] 12 pts

There isn't one photo of the journalist anywhere. Every reference has a stock non image posted. There is a reference about him being a ghost writer and a nod in some black magazine.

My guess - person does not exist but is a front name for propaganda releases.

[–] 10 pts

I want a bee style article “local black man given award by the city for choosing not to commit crime for the whole year”.

[–] 5 pts

That's a actual thing that is being proposed.

[–] 6 pts

"give black males 1000$ every month they don't murder anyone"

this is an actual proposal.

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1000$ every month

Suddenly I identify as black (litter.catbox.moe).

[–] 10 pts

We wuz inventorz an sheit nigga muh dick

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

yo zogdog gibbs me dat shiiiittt.

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da fuck you be sayin like shit for nigga you be da uncle tom pussy bitch ass tru niggaz in da hood be sayin it like SHEEEIIIITT!1 fo real nigger edgucate yoself

Aint be knowin sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! Nigga ackin bran new een sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

I be a trans nigga. I be fuckin you up if ya be dissin me.

[–] 9 pts

Why do they keep saying invented, though? Is the writer that stupid or did he actually do something differently? I'm assuming it's a dumb nigger writer as well so they are just too stupid to understand basic English but idk maybe he made it out of watermelons or something?

[–] 14 pts (edited )

Obese nigger "youth" successfully assembles Lego kit.

Checkmate, racists.

And you'd assume dumb nigger writer, but it's always far more likely an anti-white kike.

I can't say it is definitively a kike, but he certainly doesn't pass the physiognomy check. (pic8.co)

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It's a Scottish/Irish name, but 🤷‍♂️. He could still be anti-white. ...Or retarded.

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"Glen Munro"

Scottish name, but these days who knows.

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Name comes from dad, jew gene comes from mom

[–] 6 pts

He needs to sue IBM/ Lenovo for patent infringement.

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Teen invents electricity to power appliances you just have to plug it into the wall

[–] [deleted] 5 pts

we should petition that he become the president of microsoft and facebook. for equity's sake.

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“Shieeeet, nigga, yous nots be understandins. Ah poot da fry chicken comatmint in der to cook mah chicken n shieeeeet”

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

dis muh chickn puter muter fucker, it neber habbs a cold chickn wen I is playin dem games. wen tyrone cums ober ta da crib he be smellin da chickn buts he nebber finds dat shit. I be keepin dat shit fo me.

https://www.engadget.com/kfcs-viral-marketing-gets-real-with-a-chickenwarming-gaming-pc-112558482.html

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