I don't get Devore either
I don't get Devore either
Aunt Devore? I don't GET it. Aunt Arctica I have thought off. Also naming your kid Dad (and or mom).
I think of funny things like that ALL of the time. Probably (waste?) MOST of my life that way.
Aunt Devore? I don't GET it. Aunt Arctica I have thought off. Also naming your kid Dad (and or mom).
I think of funny things like that ALL of the time. Probably (waste?) MOST of my life that way.
At a private high school a classmate's last name was Gaylord. He was teased incessantly. Even the Boy's Dean commented that he would do well to change his name to something less provocative. Like, maybe "Greylord". It must suck to have a dumb name. My last name at least no one knew how to say it but I finally gave up trying and let people say it anyway they wanted. What ever they said I would just say, "That's fine". Some would ask me how I say it and I would say, "I can't pronounce it either so it doesn't matter".
At a private high school a classmate's last name was Gaylord. He was teased incessantly. Even the Boy's Dean commented that he would do well to change his name to something less provocative. Like, maybe "Greylord". It must suck to have a dumb name. My last name at least no one knew how to say it but I finally gave up trying and let people say it anyway they wanted. What ever they said I would just say, "That's fine". Some would ask me how I say it and I would say, "I can't pronounce it either so it doesn't matter".
say its how smith is spelled where youre from and accuse them of being racist
protip - i dont give a fuck how unproud of your surname you are St John is NOT SINJUN.
you got a surname like that you own that shit motherfucker.
say its how smith is spelled where youre from and accuse them of being racist
protip - i dont give a fuck how unproud of your surname you are St John is NOT SINJUN.
you got a surname like that you own that shit motherfucker.
Sinjun Smyth from a James Bond movie?
Sinjun Smyth from a James Bond movie?
We had a kid named Mike Hunt. We were so dumb (all of us) nobody noticed. He was popular for other reasons, so his name got around. HOLLYWOOD (later) told us about "My cunt" at OTHER high schools in California.
MY last name had a loose affiliation (TV character) who was NOT good (reputation) for OUR (me and sister in school). Luckily it came and went like a summer storm.
We had a kid named Mike Hunt. We were so dumb (all of us) nobody noticed. He was popular for other reasons, so his name got around. HOLLYWOOD (later) told us about "My cunt" at OTHER high schools in California.
MY last name had a loose affiliation (TV character) who was NOT good (reputation) for OUR (me and sister in school). Luckily it came and went like a summer storm.
We had a black girl at our school of almost all white kids except for a few black guys who wouldn't even talk to the black girl. She was homely and socially awkward. Then, due to the unlimited seconds provided by the cafeteria and lots of rich food her ass got way bigger. Her name was Bonita. We started calling her Buns Bonita. We also had a Haitian guy named Alex. Not much we could do his name but he also being used to Low Calorie Haitian food plumped up badly early on. Ass got huge with huge belly. Then came the campaign for Student Association President and Vice President. Someone in my class dreamed up a fake campaign for Alex and Bonita as President and Vice President. Campaign posters went up all over with Alex for Booty as President and Buns Bonita for Vice President. Intermission between classes was a cacophony of campaign chants of "Alex for Booty" and "Buns Bonita VP" as the response. Alex had a meltdown at the monitor station in the Boys Dorm. "What is dis, What is dis, Everywhere Booty, Booty, Booty. What is dis Booty???". Buns Bonita was oblivious. Alex got a few votes and nothing for Buns Bonita. Oh, and lest I forget, Alex got so pissed at me laughing my ass off at him he took my jacket, stuffed it into a bucket of water to catch a roof leak by the monitoring station and stalked off in a rage. "What is dis!!! What is dis Booty, booty, Booty??? Everywhere Booty Booty???"
We had a black girl at our school of almost all white kids except for a few black guys who wouldn't even talk to the black girl. She was homely and socially awkward. Then, due to the unlimited seconds provided by the cafeteria and lots of rich food her ass got way bigger. Her name was Bonita. We started calling her Buns Bonita. We also had a Haitian guy named Alex. Not much we could do his name but he also being used to Low Calorie Haitian food plumped up badly early on. Ass got huge with huge belly. Then came the campaign for Student Association President and Vice President. Someone in my class dreamed up a fake campaign for Alex and Bonita as President and Vice President. Campaign posters went up all over with Alex for Booty as President and Buns Bonita for Vice President. Intermission between classes was a cacophony of campaign chants of "Alex for Booty" and "Buns Bonita VP" as the response. Alex had a meltdown at the monitor station in the Boys Dorm. "What is dis, What is dis, Everywhere Booty, Booty, Booty. What is dis Booty???". Buns Bonita was oblivious. Alex got a few votes and nothing for Buns Bonita. Oh, and lest I forget, Alex got so pissed at me laughing my ass off at him he took my jacket, stuffed it into a bucket of water to catch a roof leak by the monitoring station and stalked off in a rage. "What is dis!!! What is dis Booty, booty, Booty??? Everywhere Booty Booty???"
Nick Guhr
Nick Guhr
Are you Neil and Bob or is that like what you do. Ayyyyy?
Are you Neil and Bob or is that like what you do. Ayyyyy?
That sounds like the Irish queers, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
That sounds like the Irish queers, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
It’s Andrew dice clay. Comedian from the early nineties. His nursery rhymes were epic. As were his insults. I.e. cab driver
It’s Andrew dice clay. Comedian from the early nineties. His nursery rhymes were epic. As were his insults. I.e. cab driver
"hickory dickory dock. why don't you suck my cock"
I remember that vulgar kike. It was a funny routine the first time I saw it. Then.... it got old quick.
"hickory dickory dock. why don't you suck my cock"
I remember that vulgar kike. It was a funny routine the first time I saw it. Then.... it got old quick.
Met a dude in jail whose mom named him Sir, so the cops would always have to call him sir
Met a dude in jail whose mom named him Sir, so the cops would always have to call him sir
I was promised funny? I want a refund.
I was promised funny? I want a refund.
Went to school where there was a Leslie Honiball; sweetnuts. Rough nickname back then. Also the Dover kids: Ben and sister Eileen.
Went to school where there was a Leslie Honiball; sweetnuts. Rough nickname back then.
Also the Dover kids: Ben and sister Eileen.
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