You're not supposed too even think about that! What kind of transgender are you, you're supposed to be out competing in girls sporting events so you can affirm your femininity. (Make sure you trim your beard though before you compete, it can make it confusing to the parents of the damn biologicals, UHH!)

These issues have me shaking like a fag at a weeny roast.

One thing we can all agree on is their hatchet job probably reeks of gangrene