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You know he was shooting for the rotisserie chicken.

[–] 10 pts

How dystopian is this? Your corporate masters will allow you a day off of your minimum wage job because you made them happy.

[–] 9 pts

A holiday off, no less.

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Like something out of Dickens.

[–] 4 pts

The yokes just write themselves

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It's hard to believe they published this. How far up your ass does your head have to be to advertise this level of kikery? I imagine it would actually loop back around.

edit: holy shit, one of them actually says "saturday and sunday weekend"

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I mean it’s a store that’s open 7 days a week 365 days a year. Someone has to be working weekends and holidays

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The sad reality is if they understood this, they wouldn't be working at walmart.

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Insulting as fuck, unless you are an 85 IQ pavement ape I guess.

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IQ data point, ability to understand if you are the joke or not. 👌🏿

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TIL what "Brass Ring" refers to.

Damn. What a depressing tweet.

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Saturday and Sunday off

...

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I was a grocery store manager in the 80's and 90's. Lived most of that time with every Wednesday off and every other Sunday.

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Its kind of weird hearing people laugh and complain about how stupid the older generation was for having days that no one worked on and then they complain about work.

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I thought the joke was that he asked for a day of that he already had off.