You know he was shooting for the rotisserie chicken.
Lol yep
You know he was shooting for the rotisserie chicken.
Lol yep
How dystopian is this? Your corporate masters will allow you a day off of your minimum wage job because you made them happy.
A holiday off, no less.
Like something out of Dickens.
The yokes just write themselves
It's hard to believe they published this. How far up your ass does your head have to be to advertise this level of kikery? I imagine it would actually loop back around.
edit: holy shit, one of them actually says "saturday and sunday weekend"
I mean it’s a store that’s open 7 days a week 365 days a year. Someone has to be working weekends and holidays
The sad reality is if they understood this, they wouldn't be working at walmart.
Insulting as fuck, unless you are an 85 IQ pavement ape I guess.
IQ data point, ability to understand if you are the joke or not. 👌🏿
Retard.
TIL what "Brass Ring" refers to.
Damn. What a depressing tweet.
Saturday and Sunday off
...
I was a grocery store manager in the 80's and 90's. Lived most of that time with every Wednesday off and every other Sunday.
Its kind of weird hearing people laugh and complain about how stupid the older generation was for having days that no one worked on and then they complain about work.
I thought the joke was that he asked for a day of that he already had off.
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