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Horkers piss me off. I like taming deer. I also used to have some semi tame raccoons. They were pretty cool. No raccoons where i live now though. They all get eaten. Wish i had raccoons here. Just pet deer. They love carrots.
I FUCKING HATE raccoons. I would totally send you all of ours. They're like cute furry little miniature panda bears WHO ACT LIKE COMPLETE NIGGERS ALL THE TIME!!
They may be a little niggery, true. But they dont shoot people or collect welfare. And theyre cute and quiet. I used to let them inside, which you should never do with a nigger. I never felt unsafe around them. Not much anyway. And they never stole anything except cat food, which i bought for them in the first place, so i guess it wasnt really stealing, they just helped themselves one night when i went to bed early and left the door open.
Hey, that's fair-ish.
I guess I'll try to give them another chance.
If you sent your raccoons to me theyd all be proccessed into lion shit in short order. I would feel guilty.
THROW THEM TO THE LIONS!
I expect certain lions would be pleased, so at least there's that.
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