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I'd only do that in Minecraft since it's a Federal felony. Still "nigger" works too.

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Actually, it's not a felony. Felony charges only apply to defacing currency to change value. Otherwise writing on bills which is quite common would result in a deluge of criminal charges.

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Can you imagine what's going to happen when the negroes see those 20s lmao it's going to be crazy.

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I read some other comments to that OP, here are 3 of my favorites:

It's actually only worth 13.50

is that aunt jemima?

and

Cant wait for people to call these silverbacks

lmfao.

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Cant wait for people to call these silverbacks

gold

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Silverback is officially the new term for a US 20 on it.

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It isn't.

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According to Title 18, Chapter 17 of the U.S. Code, which sets out crimes related to coins and currency, anyone who “alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens” coins can face fines or prison time. The same goes for debasing – that is, decreasing the proportion of precious metals – in gold or silver coins struck or coined at an American mint.

Similarly, anyone who “mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued,” can be fined or imprisoned as well.

It is.

https://www.livescience.com/34286-legal-or-illegal-to-destroy-coins-paper-money.html#:~:text=According%20to%20Title%2018%2C%20Chapter%2017%20of%20the,lightens%E2%80%9D%20coins%20can%20face%20fines%20or%20prison%20time.

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The first part only applies to coins. The second part only applies if it renders the instrument unfit, (i.e. changing the denomination, altering the serial numbers, or dying it a solid color.) And they have to prove your intent was to make it unfit.

If you draw on it with the intent for it to circulate that way, almost by definition your intent is the opposite of making it unfit.

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with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued

From your own quote. It's what allows dumb kids not to be sent to federal prison. It also allows wheresgeorge.com to work.

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yeah but it's still legal tender and they need to catch you doing it. Otherwise it's just a bill that "was given to me as change".

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Wow you act like you’ve never committed a crime before. OMG THEYRE GONNA ARREST US IM SO SCARED stfu...

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For those who are concerned about passing such bills and having cashiers reject them, don't give it a thought. You can simply go to a coin laundry and use the machine to get quarters.

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I wouldn't recommend doing it repeatedly at the same place. Spread em around.

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Yep. Clean out one place and move on.

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Dropping then in stripper panties sounds like fun

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Skank panties. I hate stripper skanks. About ten years ago I was at a strip club and some bitch wanted to do a table dance for ten bucks. I went along with it until she shoved her crotch close to my face and I got a whiff of stale piss. I told her to get way and let her know she needed to wash her crotch. Ugh.

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