Hmm Iv been thinking about getting a little Bitcoin: idk what I’m doing though. Send me a detailed instructions plz? Attach a photo of your dick too
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Legit advice for a fellow nigger faggot. Get a Robinhood account becsuse it's easy. Give it your bank info and set it up to automatically buy bitcoin once a month for $5...or $50. Whatever you want. Just enough that it won't hurt you to set it aside. Don't worry about the price going up and down and trying to time your investment. Just tell robinhood to automatically buy $5 a month. Do it. If people start talking about a dip happening you can manually purchase a small amount whenever you want but make sure you keep automatically buying. If you're broke just buy 25 cents worth of bitcoin once a month. Do it. Do it today. Don't wait for tomorrow. 25 cents today. I'll send you a pic of my dick if you send me a pic of your Robinhood account with at least 25 cents in it. You can do it. Do it now. Plant that tree now. Not 10 years from now. Today.
Do. Not. Use. Robinhood.
Shady as fuuuuuuck!!!
There's better stuff out there for experienced crypto people or experienced traders... But you're a n00b with a buncha questions you can't beat Robinhood. It has an option to automatically take money out of your checking account and put it into bitcoin and it's easy enough that boomer national socialists can set up on their own.
If you're young and smart get a gdax account, obviously. I've had nothing but good luck with Binance personally as well. If you're n00b as fuck just get Robinhood and don't worry about this "reddit r/wallstreetbets revolution against Robinhood, Citron and the hedge fund managers" that is all a bullshit distraction pump and dump from the real revolution which is BITCOIN VS FEDERAL RESERVE.
the real hustle is eth. Eth will be going to 3k this year and you can buy it for $1700 now. It's hard enough explaining bitcoin without getting into eth.
Didn’t robinhood shut down trading over the game stop shit.
Robinhood did participate in market manipulation to prevent the purchasing of gamestop shares. That's bullshit and a lot of people are upset and that's a valid complaint but you can still do what I'm telling you to do and not be effected. There are better ways to buy bitcoin like coinbase for example however I am telling you, a absolute n00b how to get in on this shit as easily as possible without any fees whatsoever. Robinhood will give you instant access to money you upload to their account from your checking account. You'll be buying a dollars worth of bitcoin tonight. Theres better ways sure but there is not an easier way.
In the future you can look into getting your own offline wallet to store your crypto currency so you don't have to rely on access to Robinhood at all to hold and use crypto. For today I want you to get your foot in the door quick and easy with no fees. Buy a dollars worth of crypto tonight. Do it!
Robinhood
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Worst advice ever. You don’t own crypto on Robin Hood. They hold the keys. If you don’t know what I’m talking about either figure it out or stay out of crypto bc you’ll get burned.
I'll send you a pic of my dick
Goddamnit, is this reverse Maroonsaint?
Haha whatever it takes to get one of my fellow nigger faggots investing in something other than FIAT. I would be so happy if all the nigger faggot Goats became millionaires. Imagine the insane shit we would put money into.
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All I have is this pic of my dick.
If only there was someone here who you could send it to.
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