I was fucking dying when I got that notification last night. All of /biz/ was posting about it.
I'm sure nigger faggots like us are excluded.
Isn't blockchain supposed to be hacker proof? Not anymore.
Cryptocurrency is yes
Shitty apps that hold your wallet key for you? No
Hmm Iv been thinking about getting a little Bitcoin: idk what I’m doing though. Send me a detailed instructions plz? Attach a photo of your dick too
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Legit advice for a fellow nigger faggot. Get a Robinhood account becsuse it's easy. Give it your bank info and set it up to automatically buy bitcoin once a month for $5...or $50. Whatever you want. Just enough that it won't hurt you to set it aside. Don't worry about the price going up and down and trying to time your investment. Just tell robinhood to automatically buy $5 a month. Do it. If people start talking about a dip happening you can manually purchase a small amount whenever you want but make sure you keep automatically buying. If you're broke just buy 25 cents worth of bitcoin once a month. Do it. Do it today. Don't wait for tomorrow. 25 cents today. I'll send you a pic of my dick if you send me a pic of your Robinhood account with at least 25 cents in it. You can do it. Do it now. Plant that tree now. Not 10 years from now. Today.
I missed ya bud
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All I have is this pic of my dick.
Same
Sort of right. Would you trust a crypto that can't get its app secure?
Any real amount of crypto I'd have would have its key stored locally
Do they have their own coin? Afaik they're just an exchange/app.
Security is a luxury NIGGAH
Only as good as your bank account can afford.
Or it is and they just bought themselves some free advertising. I never heard of them before
It is run by a jew...
These services hold the keys to the Bitcoin and you only hold IOUs. That's why these are prone to hacking.
If you get Bitcoin, hold the keys yourself (generate them from a multi-word pass phrase that you can write down and remember, then you will not lose access if your wallet/computer/city is destroyed.
I'm a little disturbed this got so many upvotes. None of this happened on the blockchain, it happened on some jewy mobile app. Their internal messaging system was compromised, not anything to do with the blockchain.
OK so they clearly did this to themselves for the attention, right?
I'm sure all 3 black people who somehow manage to own bit coin were furious.
Heh. Sure it was a breach. Sure it was.
A man can dream
if banks could say they got hacked and lost all your money. it would happen all the time.
shitty app can say that no problem. and in 6 months nobody will be watching to see where the money goes.
"black people and niggers"
Why did they repeat themselves?
How would they know who's what? Do people actually declare demographic information on crypto sites? That would be counter intuitive to the anonymity crypto is supposed to facilitate.
Ha! These kids are alright.
Based hacker? Or based PR agency?
"All black people and niggers" is really really funny
Wait, was this just a joke for White people? I didn't know black people understand complex things like investments or computers.
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