I'm here live. I'm not a cat.
Possibly the greatest words ever spoken and immortalized into court records. He should have just owned it, "I'm here live, I am Lawyer Fluffykins"
Its alien prep that the story made mainstream, because cat aliens
These people are not professional. Actors or being adult.. fuck em all..
No, lawyers are hopeless with new technology. Almost all court cases are being done through video and it ranges from irritating to hilarious.
It's called an innocent mistake fuck face. Everyone makes them.
I've been laughing at this on and off all day.
Me too, it is just perfect. Hits the right spot.
What sort of ruse is this? Cat's infiltrating the HUMAN justice system? WHAST were the proceedings about? OF interest to any (or all) cats? extermination of dogs? Is the lawyer Jewish? Do Jews like cats? Egypt was lousy with them.
Judge says "I can see that". Actually judge you CANNOT see that he is NOT a cat (OR a hostage).
This will be the new normal soon, "I identify as a kitty your honor, my client dindu nuffin"
I smell cutesy dumbass "innocent" bullshit. This is EXACTLY how evil got THIS far in our midst. Kittens either WERE (all along) or HAVE BEEN recruited. Predators. Evil. That simple. Ask yourself, whom are you REALLY dealing with, with cats (PREDATORS/PARASITES who HATE you mostly).
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