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'Muricans be like, "If you're so white, how come you're speaking foreigner?"

[–] [deleted] 8 pts

Not really. I'm primarily of Norwegian blood, and am actually ashamed that I don't know any Norse.

My dad knows five languages, and taught only one.

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Yea you’re a stupid fuck. It’s alright though just show me your dick and everyone will forgive you

It's ok if no one loves me. I love you though; just not enough for a picture of my cock.

I did a DNA thingy and was equally ashamed to find out I wasnt nordic.

could be worse! Apparently I'm Gaelic, I thought I was Italian.

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Those DNA testing places reply with completely random answers, and then they send your DNA to the government.

Gaelic

Interesting. Why did you think you were Italian?

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It is very, very rare to be Gaelic with no Nordic. There are some left, apparently the Healy-Raes (political family from Kerry in the south west of Ireland) are pure Gael according to a DNA test one of them did on TV. But we had a couple of big waves of Nordic influx and they tended to adapt and mix with the locals, and were obviously a lot better looking than the locals, so nord/gael is essentially the standard Irish ethnic background these days.

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Yeah, I was just making a joke

edit: username is fitting

username is fitting

Only reason I responded, TBH.

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You could always learn it?

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Dude, he’s Murica...Personified. Americans only know one language.

Either English, or not English. Never more than one.