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1: Infiltrating a sheep pasture

2: Toy soldier parachute

3: Paperweight (if you have enough of them)

4: Trying to see how long of a rope you can make by tying the ends around eachother

5: Headband (if of the stretchable fabric “tube” type)

6: Cosplaying as one of the many extras from Idiocracy

7: Low quality toilet paper

8: Storage space filler

9: Vendor trash (if you can find an idiotic seller)

10: Hiding your ugly face (note: does not apply to non-Q poal users, who don’t have an ugly face worth hiding)

11: Stress ball alternative (but with pulling instead of squeezing)

1: Infiltrating a sheep pasture 2: Toy soldier parachute 3: Paperweight (if you have enough of them) 4: Trying to see how long of a rope you can make by tying the ends around eachother 5: Headband (if of the stretchable fabric “tube” type) 6: Cosplaying as one of the many extras from Idiocracy 7: Low quality toilet paper 8: Storage space filler 9: Vendor trash (if you can find an idiotic seller) 10: Hiding your ugly face (note: does not apply to non-Q poal users, who don’t have an ugly face worth hiding) 11: Stress ball alternative (but with pulling instead of squeezing)

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[–] 2 pts (edited )

1B - Entering places where cucks make you wear them to get inside: for the few places that will make you wear one upon entry - after making them make you wear one - you can wear it and then just take it off again after you get by the front door. If inner staff request you again wear one, make them make you wear it again - then proceed to take it off again until you successfully finish your business; repeating making them make you wear it again followed by taking it off again shortly thereafter each time said request happens until done. Repeat procedure with every repeated entry on following days.

[–] 2 pts

How about a slingshot?

[–] 1 pt

Blowing your nose, chair leg padding, taco wrapper, eyepatch, just to name a few!

[–] 1 pt

Hiding ugly faces. Yeah, those (((jabs))) causing people to lose their ability to smile.

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1: Infiltrating a sheep pasture
2: Toy soldier parachute
3: Paperweight (if you have enough of them)
4: Trying to see how long of a rope you can make by tying the ends around eachother
5: Headband (if of the stretchable fabric “tube” type)
6: Cosplaying as one of the many extras from Idiocracy
7: Low quality toilet paper
8: Storage space filler
9: Vendor trash (if you can find an idiotic seller)
10: Hiding your ugly face (note: does not apply to non-Q poal users, who don’t have an ugly face worth hiding)
11: Stress ball alternative (but with pulling instead of squeezing)

or lists

  1. Infiltrating a sheep pasture
  2. Toy soldier parachute
  3. Paperweight (if you have enough of them)
  4. Trying to see how long of a rope you can make by tying the ends around eachother
  5. Headband (if of the stretchable fabric “tube” type)
  6. Cosplaying as one of the many extras from Idiocracy
  7. Low quality toilet paper
  8. Storage space filler
  9. Vendor trash (if you can find an idiotic seller)
  10. Hiding your ugly face (note: does not apply to non-Q poal users, who don’t have an ugly face worth hiding)
  11. Stress ball alternative (but with pulling instead of squeezing)
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I fixed it by the time you posted that comment