If she's capable of a masterful blowjob, I wouldn't be dating her.
If she's capable of a masterful blowjob, I wouldn't be dating her.
Good point. You would have married her.
Good point. You would have married her.
I wouldn't have done that either. My wife and I have a friend that literally rode the 1000 Cock Carousel, she was broken in the head as a result and had no self respect. We also know she had about 8 abortions, and based on the number of men she persuaded to get snipped (about 30), we figure it is 15-20 abortions.
I wouldn't have done that either. My wife and I have a friend that literally rode the 1000 Cock Carousel, she was broken in the head as a result and had no self respect. We also know she had about 8 abortions, and based on the number of men she persuaded to get snipped (about 30), we figure it is 15-20 abortions.
Fml. That's rough.
I was mostly joking, but I know the type.
Fml. That's rough.
I was mostly joking, but I know the type.
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