I could probably tolerate the faggot paint job, but no way I'd ever associate with some kind of cat-owning degenerate.
Cats shit only where you tell them to, hunt down vermin for sport, and provide comfort without dependency. They have their value and purpose, unlike many small dogs.
Take the cat pill, you won't regret it.
Fuck yeah man, I love cats. I don't get the cat hate meme. Not only all the reasons you listed, but they are cuddly af too, and funny to watch and also funny to fuck with.
Though the true pill you should be taking is the parrotpill.
Ohh? How's the parrot pill? A friend had some of those small ones and they were mostly a factory for noise and shit.
Nothing personal as I will give you the benefit of the doubt, but too many parrots live in horrible conditions and have too long a life span for captivity.
They also infect you with a brain parasite in their shit.
You're welcome to have a long, healthy, cat-shit parasite filled life. I'll pass.
How about a compromise; feed neighborhood cats so they wander your property eating vermin, but don't let them inside
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