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First, for clarity, I'm German, there's not an ounce of anything else in me that I'm aware of. Both my parents were German, and their parents and as far back as I can find, it's german all the way down. So the only gym in town is Planet Fitness. I like it because it's open 24/7 unlike most. We have to wear masks. So I walk past the front with my mask at half mast, then pull it fully under my chin when the lifting begins like I've been doing the last 8 months. An antifa looking skinny faggot employee comes up and motions with his hands to pull up the mask. Without a word I just pull it back to half mast (nose fully out), he hesitates then walks away. After he walks away I put it back under my chin. 15 minutes later a tap on the shoulder from behind, it's him, he motions to pull it up. Again I go half mast. He leaves. A third time he comes, then he says if I have to tell you again its in the rules that we can throw you out. I snap. I tell him "Listen, look, I get it, I'm a jew, I have a big fucking nose, I've been jew shamed my whole life, this stupid fucking mask doesn't stay over my nose, why are you targeting me? Do you hate the jews? Is this an anti-semetic organization? Should I inform corporate we got a jew hater targeting me? He actually apologizes and hasn't bugged me since. I'm as white as it gets and my last name is clearly German. Play the jew card sometime, it gets results.

First, for clarity, I'm German, there's not an ounce of anything else in me that I'm aware of. Both my parents were German, and their parents and as far back as I can find, it's german all the way down. So the only gym in town is Planet Fitness. I like it because it's open 24/7 unlike most. We have to wear masks. So I walk past the front with my mask at half mast, then pull it fully under my chin when the lifting begins like I've been doing the last 8 months. An antifa looking skinny faggot employee comes up and motions with his hands to pull up the mask. Without a word I just pull it back to half mast (nose fully out), he hesitates then walks away. After he walks away I put it back under my chin. 15 minutes later a tap on the shoulder from behind, it's him, he motions to pull it up. Again I go half mast. He leaves. A third time he comes, then he says if I have to tell you again its in the rules that we can throw you out. I snap. I tell him "Listen, look, I get it, I'm a jew, I have a big fucking nose, I've been jew shamed my whole life, this stupid fucking mask doesn't stay over my nose, why are you targeting me? Do you hate the jews? Is this an anti-semetic organization? Should I inform corporate we got a jew hater targeting me? He actually apologizes and hasn't bugged me since. I'm as white as it gets and my last name is clearly German. Play the jew card sometime, it gets results.

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[–] 10 pts

I've said for a long time, just become Jewish. Wave your nose in everyone's face. Then if they say to you don't look jewish, lose your shit about how anti semitic it is to assume jews have a big nose.

[–] 2 pts

Then go further. "What does an american look like huh? Are you saying all americans have to be white anglos? Fucking racist piece of shit."

[–] 0 pt

I made a joke about being a hebe years ago when I had a shit job at kmart. When I said it a few people got really excited and asked if I really was jewish. I should've played it out to see what tricks I could've picked up