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What about the hornets? Hornets are cunts. Fuck hornets.

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Cow killers.

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Not fun. Been stung by one between the webbing of my toes, and another time just above my ankle. Hate those squeeky little fuckshits. I'll take a swarm of yellow jackets over a single velvet ant sting any day.

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I think yellow jackets are a type of hornet. Some hornets look like a wasp with yellow jacket's ass. Make giant nests in the trees and are mean as fuck. Hit a nest with a golfball in florida one year. Holy hell, did not got after that ball.

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They look kinda fuzzy. I'd know because my head bounced a nest when I was biking through the woods when I was a kid.

FUCK

HORNETS

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My grandmas dog stepped on a hornets nest when my brother and i were looking for kittens in her shelter belt as kids. He yelped and ran and seconds later we thought we were being bitten by snakes. Fuckin booked it back to her house but one got under my bros shirt and stung him like 20 fucking times.

Fuck hornets.

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Cazadores or "tarantula hawks" are the biggest assholes of all. Their sting is the worst pain I've felt outside of compound fracturing my arm.

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The sting index has them up there with bullet ants as the most excruciating sting there is.

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Here in AZ we have tarantula hawks. Luckly they want arachnids not people. Because they are huge.

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Dude, no, paper wasps will fucking murder you, especially in the summer. If you are even near one in the summer, just fucking run.

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Yeah I've been stung as wèll.

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It's crazy how they work man. I've even set up traps and not a single one has been caught inside them. They didn't sneak out either, otherwise the bait would be gone too.

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Maybe the bait was no good.

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A good offense is the best defense. Go at them with a tennis racquet.

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what about those black bees that sound like a huey when they get close?

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Most hornets behave like paper wasps. It's really only yellow jackets that stick out as the most massive assholes of the century.

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Plus they have their nests in the ground and you only find them with the lawnmower

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Then you return later with a cup full of gasoline and a box of matches to literally go scorched earth. My childhood lawn was full of charred spots.

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there's some black bees around, never see too many of them. they're big as bumblebees, so i imagine that's what they are. they seem to only sneak up on me and scare the shit out of me.

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Had me a carpenter bee couple at a house in Virginia Beach. they'd bump ya if they didn't know ya. fun little dudes. like little guard bees.

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The little hoverfly, aka news bee, will pester you like crazy! It is not because they like you either. It is because they want your salt! They land on you so they can lick your sweat. They lick your sweat for the salt in it.

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Yellowjackets are evil cunts. I was at an Air Force BBQ when I was younger, and one of them went down inside of a little girl's can of soda. She only found out when she took a drink and the cocksucker stung her right on the lips.

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Yellow jackets truly are the niggers of the insect world

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Bumblebees are Not gentle. They are not the "pandas" of the bee world. They are usually to busy doing their own thing and will not bother you, but if one gets close and you swat at it it's on then!

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Yellow jackets, hate them. Hate them more than tranny commies! Yellow jackets love to attack me when I am picking black berries. Love them traps, I take joy when they fill up with piles of dead yellow monsters!

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I used to think of new and creative ways of holocausting them.

The traditional soap + water is lame but effective. Electricity works but you need a lot. Explosives only provide show.

The best recipe is fire.

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Mother fucking yellow jackets almost killed me once

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How did that happen

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At about six years old my friend lured me into sitting on some railroad ties that had a nest. Those fuckers chased me for about 40 yards and my parents took me to the hospital with dozens of stings.

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I've seen several Cicada Killers, my god they are scary. But, they are mostly harmless. https://www.plantanswers.com/question_cicada.htm

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