This reminds me of the joke about the little black kid who got into his mama's flour and covered himself all over with it. He runs to his mama's bedroom and says, "Look Mama, I'm a little white boy". His mama slaps him on the back of the head and he runs out to the living room where his dad is watching TV. "Look Daddy, I'm a little white boy!". His dad gets even angrier, slaps him up the side of the head and kicks him in the stomach. As he rolls over on the floor he's still laughing a bit 'cause he's a tough little kid but it did hurt and he rolls away, jumps up and runs out the door. He sees his brother and sister playing in the yard and runs up to them, "Look, look!" He exclaims, "I'm a little white boy". Laughing, they shove him over and proceed to kick the crap out of him until he's bawling and screaming. When they finally tired of tormenting him they walk off laughing while he lays there sobbing in the dirt. He finally gets up, goes over to the curb and sits down, still sobbing in great gulping sobs trying to stop until he finally calms down enough to blurt out, with tears streaming down through the flour on his cheeks and sobs out, "I've only been a little white boy for five minutes and I already hate them damn niggers!".