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I fart in your general direction

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What would even be the charge here? Assault on an officer of the law?

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Public indency probably.

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That's got to do with exposing yourself, not so much the farting

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Defence Who ever smelt it delt it.

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You obviously know the legal system.

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French...

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Does this mean they didn't?

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Is that you, Terrence?

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