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Why limit it to 4"? Seems like you'd want to fit larger vermin in there from time to time.

Sounds like fun though! Cleaning up the mess of a chicken is quite the pain, perhaps this would make it a lot easier.

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I live in commiefornia, and local law here says that any guillotine device may not be over 4 inches in diameter at the “cutting site”. No guillotines for goats, cows, pigs, jews, you name it...

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Of course there's a law against actual guillotines.

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Well no shit there would be regulations lol. Can’t let crazy war vets like me running around with assault guillotines with extended drop height!

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I see, I live here too, but I sure wouldn't have checked the regulations for guillotines.

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When the boogaloo starts, go for pelosi. Newsom already has a rope with his name on it.

Where that rope is, I’m not sure, but I know it exists.

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Seems a bit restrictive.

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Well... in all honesty I understand why, but I can chop off your fucking feet with the thing. What difference would it make if I chopped off your foot and let you bleed out over chopping off your head and being more merciful.

They way I see it, they WANT me to give them a tortuously slow death. Blood loss is a bad way to go out, very painful and slow. Don’t forget your fully aware almost all the way to the end!

I guess they relish in all cruelty, even that which is inflicted upon them