Well if that isnt the worlds most overdone fuck machine.

Look closely at the 'lips' on the mouthpiece.

Yes you saw correctly.

Thats a fleshlight.

That 'yep' at the end of it despite it clearly not being able to 'play' the trombone kind of seals it for me. That thing is working as intended.

"Now to add some rust...." puts asshole on 'out' end

I'd like to think there is a special, depraved, class of people who will know what they're using for the lips.