I hit a dear with the company work van while fucking around where I shouldn't have been on a weekend and completely totaled the vehicle. Boss was lividly pissed, closest I've ever come to being fired. A few months later another driver hit a dear on the same road about 5 miles from my crash site. "You guys gotta quit driving country roads at night, my insurance is gonna drop the fleet" We got new insurance cards the next month. I wanna send him this so very much