Them basterds call me several times a week
When they call if I'm not busy I'll keep them on the phone for as long as possible until I get bored then I'll ask them "why do you people shit in the street?"
Same.
I got past the Indian and transferred to an American when I told them I had a Mercury Topaz... it took her awhile to figure out they no longer made them in the 2013... or whatever year I made up.
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