I went to the store today and died.
I'm now dead as well as many others...
34,000 people have died in the store to as well I think in the last 30 minutes.
It was an aldis I think (I didn't check) or something like that... We all died from the coronavirus.
aldis is a really depressing and/or boring store though so dying wasn't that bad.
4/5 though when I did the yelp review though. I sat down in the freezer section after getting food from the cold section and having a meal in the middle of the aisle.
I think that's why everyone died. Ok it was like 50,000+ from the coronavirus in one store alone. I coughed as I was drinking from the thing that waters the plants (I think they call them broccolli and a spare gust or whatever). Always been a meat (beef, steak - the heavy meats not those low grade hot dogs) and cheese type myself.
I paid for the food 20-25 minutes later at the grocery store I was at and the service was terrible on drinks though (had to drink from a mist hose basically). Why they lost 1 star.
I had to wait 10 minutes since the first cash register worker died from the coronavirus. Which is not bad timing.
I also one of those aisle things. The things that sit in the aisle with all the small items in them. I accidentally one of them. Everything was spilling everywhere. I think it got someone to as well after I the whole thing by mistake. They were trying to run away and all the bottles took out someone. I think I'm being charged with a hate crime now. As they were trying to run away I told the mexican (i think) to jump over the wall of bottles.
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