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My daughter just walked into the living room and said:

“Dad! Please cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV and stereo and iPhone and iPod and my laptop. Please also take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters, then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother!”

Well, she didn't put it quite like that.
She actually said:

“Dad, this is my new boyfriend Mohammad!”

> My daughter just walked into the living room and said: > > *“Dad! Please cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV and stereo and iPhone and iPod and my laptop. Please also take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters, then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother!”* > Well, she didn't put it quite like that. > She actually said: > > ***“Dad, this is my new boyfriend Mohammad!”*** ---- ^([(Source\)](https://me.me/i/my-daughter-just-walked-into-the-living-room-and-said-7748a9f573ac49b195222da1c8af165e))

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"I like to post memes of rejecting my daughter because she might marry a man whos more masculine than me. Someone who might defend her against all attackers. Someone who will teach their children that feminism is bullshit. Someone who will beat the fuck out of her if she decides to she thinks it's okay to be 'friends' with some black animal. Someone who will tell her to shut the fuck up when she starts yelling about the 'poor immigrant ms13 kids in cages!', someone who wont put up with anyones shit. Someone who will keep here safe."

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I did not make this meme.

Someone who might defend her against all attackers. Someone who will teach their children that feminism is bullshit.

That's good.

But Islam is dangerous. It starts with . But also the terrorism culture, etc. .