Ok, I genuinely chuckled at that one.

Did that excuse work for Krugman? Because I was thinking of telling my wife someone used our IP address to purchase a Milwaukee Tools Packout toolbox and 12v air compressor... Maybe a 12v pipe shears kit, and put them in the back of my work truck about 2 weeks ago.

Hahaha. Like that guy the other day who said they somehow used his IP download child porn and how they were trying to Qanon him.