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I'm going to become a professional beat saber player.

I saw some footage last night (like an hour ago or so and it was 2019 back then to as well). Going to become a professional beat saber player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ndHtsmLaE

I have 2020 vision on this one.

If you think this was a terrible joke I got way more coming.

If I start and/or pace myself now to make a joke every 1,000 seconds...

31,500,000 seconds until 2021.

31,500,000 / 1,000

That's 31,500 - 2020 jokes.

https://www.datetime.io/how-long-until/2020/12/31

I'm going to become a professional beat saber player. I saw some footage last night (like an hour ago or so and it was 2019 back then to as well). Going to become a professional beat saber player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ndHtsmLaE I have 2020 vision on this one. ----- If you think this was a terrible joke I got way more coming. If I start and/or pace myself now to make a joke every 1,000 seconds... 31,500,000 seconds until 2021. 31,500,000 / 1,000 That's 31,500 - 2020 jokes. https://www.datetime.io/how-long-until/2020/12/31

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To be a pro beat saber player that people want to watch, you're going to need quite a provocative outfit. You need to have buttcheeks flopping everywhere.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

working on something for now at least (not butt cheeks)...

they can't cage me (picture below is a start)... They will never be able to cage me...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/2a/54/6f2a54e36102c643ae580ce520754531.jpg

play from inside my cage and get #1 or first in any tournament. They wouldn't let me out of the cage because I'd be too incredible at beat saber that I would severely embarrass the competition if I was uncaged.

Just have to be able to have room for my hands to move. pic is a start though.

It looks like if I keep my hands out in front of me and really develop wrist strength (somewhat at least) and/or at least wrist endurance (plus speed) for that matter all I'd have to do is flip my wrists really fast each time while using maybe my hands a bit to as well. I'd never move my arms (very minimal) for the most part at that point.

I'd just use my wrists or hands to flip and that's it for the most part.

wouldn't lose any time moving my arms and such alone.