Drugs scare the fuck out of me, especially shit like meth. But the stories are fucking hilarious.

Another one I've heard (also meth), was that these druggies got high, broke into someone's house. Got paranoid, started cleaning everything, and removing all the batteries from every appliance in the house. So the home owners came home, saw that the the window was broken, but the house was spotless, nothing valuable was taken, and none of the remote controls worked.

I knew a Finnish fella. They're like cockroaches, and not in a bad way (lmao). It takes a LOT to kill a Finn, especially when drugs are involved. Usually they're a bit mopey, but indestructible.