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Happy New Year! After much deliberation, The Frosties committee has selected the final nominees (took y'all long enough).

If you missed them, check out some of these links now. Great stuff.

Best Text Post:
Link Submitter Nominator
UP travel write-up @Yukon @ivan
Well I'm banging one of yall's daughter I guess. @jokercircus [deleted]
To the person that invented the replaceable halogen lamp in car headlamps: Fuck You @stupidbird @fumduck
Best Comment:
Link Submitter Nominator
Red Cross Holohoax debunking @khro_ @jokercircus
Analyzing a photo fake @morbo @ivan
What parents should do to prevent tantrums @helpacct123 [deleted]
The Black Star Line @gumbatron [deleted]
Private messaging tip @picman @ivan
On humanity @BANKSTER_COMMANDO @silently_screaming
Lead service line advice @Fumduck @germanshepherd
Best Food Post:
Link Submitter Nominator
Steak and asparagus @dark_jesus @frosty
Nitrites, Nitrates and Cured Meats: What you need to know @fumduck @jokercircus
Asparagus advice @phelps [deleted]
Licorice hard soda recipe [deleted] @ivan
Peasant dishes are awesome (with lamb recipe) @socksoncats [deleted]
Best AI-generated Meme:
Link Submitter Nominator
Taylor Swift expecting @titus_of_voat @ivan
F Scott Key Bridge meme @webrustler @ivan
Smoke alarm Sisyphus @stabem @ivan
Greek philosophers eating watermelon in chains @stabem @ivan
Big Mike @titus_of_voat @ivan
Best OC meme:
Link Submitter Nominator
Great Wolf Lodge @mrfadedglory @theodore_kent
Aurora @8_billion_eaters / @vitget [deleted]
Best Joke:
Link Submitter Nominator
What do you call a jewish woman that sleeps with a nigger? @vitget @8_billion_eaters
An engineer, a statistician and an architect go hunting @joecubicle @8_billion_eaters
Best Misc. Art:
Link Submitter Nominator
live edge leather ash tray @2loot3boot @ivan
sunrise shadow-style box @vitget @ivan
newlyweds wood scultpure @silently_screaming @ivan
Best Music:
Link Submitter Nominator
Loyal (Album) @morbo @silently_screaming
Flea Market (Album) @aurelius @morbo
Best Photo:
Link Submitter Nominator
Can you spot them? @CTCZ @8_billion_eaters
Go Towards The Light @theodore_kent @frosty
Image (take-me-to.space) from The Glow Pt. 1 @smedleys_butler-1 @frosty
Best Poem:
Link Submitter Nominator
Lamentations of the Fickle @theodore_kent @8_billion_eaters
Parody of a Robert Frost poem @8_billion_eaters @theodore_kent
Best Quip:
Link Submitter Nominator
A 2D nine is a street six @ivan [deleted]
Anti-white diet advice @FilthyGlobalist [deleted]
Bridge technical support @stupidbird @8_billion_eaters
Big pharma side effects @crazy @germanshepherd
Same job, new meaning @normal [deleted]
Poal HQ @theodore_kent [deleted]
Best Post Title:
Link Submitter Nominator
This is not Joy Behar with a butt plug, it is a Hybrid Air Vehicle (HAV) 304/Airlander 10, nicknamed the “Flying Bum” @-____- [deleted]
Mourning Wood @-____- [deleted]
Jew owned DC pizza chain makes tongue in cheek food named after convicted crackhead prostitute hiring former DC mayor Marion Barry and is now getting blackmailed by the DC nigger machine for freebees. Bonus ..his widow says it "tarnishes" his legacy....… @roberteleestatue @aou

Uncontested Categories:

Best French Revolution Reference:
Link Submitter Nominator
@titus_of_voat @boone
Best Self-Reply:
Link Submitter Nominator
@8_billion_eaters himself
Best Passive-Aggressive Manlet of the Year:
User Nominator
@Frosty @-____-

And, of course:

Biggest Faggot:

󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 @picman

P.S.

  1. The show date is still TBD. Sorry, I have things to do. We'll try to make it soon.
  2. PM me your DARK HORSE NOMINATIONS and they may become surprise entries in the airing of the show (this is the best time to shamelessly nominate yourself).

And a special thanks to the users who nominated others for a "retard award" — made me laugh.

Happy New Year! After much deliberation, The Frosties committee has selected the final nominees (took y'all long enough). If you missed them, check out some of these links now. Great stuff. #####Best Text Post: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [UP travel write-up](https://poal.co/s/Travel/716519) | @Yukon| @ivan| | [Well I'm banging one of yall's daughter I guess.](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/724680) | @jokercircus |[deleted] | | [To the person that invented the replaceable halogen lamp in car headlamps: Fuck You](https://poal.co/s/Rant/709252) | @stupidbird |@fumduck | #####Best Comment: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Red Cross Holohoax debunking](https://poal.co/s/Holohoax/733965/404d721b-c087-4ad0-8b78-6d9e101431c5#cmnts) | @khro_ | @jokercircus| | [Analyzing a photo fake](https://poal.co/s/Shitpostsub/725305/ff2160bb-5052-44cb-8433-c2061cd9a96e#cmnts) | @morbo | @ivan| | [What parents should do to prevent tantrums](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/719795/a5e4ff55-b6b3-469a-bc5c-30fb91c95f12#cmnts) | @helpacct123| [deleted]| | [The Black Star Line](https://poal.co/s/NiggerStories/705274/4251e460-9d9b-439a-8062-e2bec073eac7#cmnts) | @gumbatron| [deleted]| | [Private messaging tip](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/695545/766355f4-6fd2-4087-9038-c81f07d87fb1#cmnts) | @picman | @ivan | | [On humanity](https://poal.co/s/BlackOnWhite/712990/5c83d424-9c89-4ab1-a340-08e61c843dec#cmnts)| @BANKSTER_COMMANDO| @silently_screaming| | [Lead service line advice](https://poal.co/s/TheosOpiumDen/737169/c16b33b4-359e-4f42-a614-8bdedb8f81bd#cmnts) | @Fumduck | @germanshepherd | #####Best Food Post: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Steak and asparagus](https://poal.co/s/Food/710465/877b9f23-b012-4163-9745-5456c76616f1) | @dark_jesus |@frosty| | [Nitrites, Nitrates and Cured Meats: What you need to know](https://poal.co/s/Food/725625/c08a6317-009b-4879-ac54-dec8f34bf6d6) | @fumduck |@jokercircus | | [Asparagus advice](https://poal.co/s/Food/710465/83eb4181-a812-41a2-bd40-a4089f6654f4#cmnts) | @phelps| [deleted]| | [Licorice hard soda recipe](https://poal.co/s/Brewers/710143/a2cf1ab1-1c31-4d27-94f0-22e8341f14bb) | [deleted] | @ivan | | [Peasant dishes are awesome (with lamb recipe)](https://poal.co/s/Truthhurts/696170/) | @socksoncats| [deleted]| #####Best AI-generated Meme: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Taylor Swift expecting](https://poal.co/s/basedAI/717256/7d0cba3b-c6d2-4d4d-8b03-2c77681d231a) | @titus_of_voat | @ivan | | [F Scott Key Bridge meme](https://poal.co/s/AIArt/701825/5c13b384-0cd1-4daf-8752-fa9c794d492e) | @webrustler | @ivan | | [Smoke alarm Sisyphus](https://poal.co/s/basedAI/699287/a648954b-ec5c-4acc-ad7d-114c233e3649) | @stabem | @ivan | | [Greek philosophers eating watermelon in chains](https://poal.co/s/basedAI/696796/2fa2eec1-49bd-4800-aa4d-0a392ea7c45c) | @stabem | @ivan | | [Big Mike](https://poal.co/s/basedAI/695519/6a9b3da0-6a0d-4801-8c8c-31e51509ce38) | @titus_of_voat | @ivan | #####Best OC meme: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Great Wolf Lodge](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/708989/c7b418c7-1a94-41ea-9e17-334b9cbf0fbb#cmnts)| @mrfadedglory |@theodore_kent| | [Aurora](https://poal.co/s/Funny/709161) |@8_billion_eaters / @vitget |[deleted]| #####Best Joke: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [What do you call a jewish woman that sleeps with a nigger?](https://poal.co/s/Jokes/725953/) | @vitget |@8_billion_eaters| | [An engineer, a statistician and an architect go hunting](https://poal.co/s/Funny/706244/) | @joecubicle |@8_billion_eaters| #####Best Misc. Art: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [live edge leather ash tray](https://poal.co/s/Leatherwork/729489) | @2loot3boot |@ivan| | [sunrise shadow-style box](https://poal.co/s/Woodworking/712908) | @vitget |@ivan| | [newlyweds wood scultpure](https://poal.co/s/Woodworking/705556) | @silently_screaming| @ivan| #####Best Music: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Loyal (Album)](https://poal.co/s/Music/706087/) | @morbo | @silently_screaming | | [Flea Market (Album)](https://poal.co/s/SmedleysPorch/738326) | @aurelius| @morbo| #####Best Photo: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Can you spot them?](https://poal.co/s/DamnNatureYouScary/699193/d5e5abd2-f607-4167-93b0-2a9d93ec4f9d) | @CTCZ| @8_billion_eaters| | [Go Towards The Light](https://poal.co/s/SmedleysPhotography/733851) | @theodore_kent| @frosty| | [Image](https://take-me-to.space/7xUac19W.jpeg) from [The Glow Pt. 1](https://poal.co/s/SmedleysPhotography/692569) | @smedleys_butler-1| @frosty | #####Best Poem: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [Lamentations of the Fickle](https://poal.co/s/TheosOpiumDen/709738/) | @theodore_kent| @8_billion_eaters | | [Parody of a Robert Frost poem](https://poal.co/s/Poetry/695081/) | @8_billion_eaters| @theodore_kent | #####Best Quip: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [A 2D nine is a street six](https://poal.co/s/memes/708489/031cce9a-aa84-46a2-b270-9abacd395bd8#cmnts) | @ivan |[deleted]| | [Anti-white diet advice](https://poal.co/s/Health/707752/5c27c8dd-003c-4b97-8f4d-6a85b70434da#cmnts) | @FilthyGlobalist |[deleted] | | [Bridge technical support](https://poal.co/s/insanity/701838/0e1a2eff-e65d-4512-a36c-7a27925035a1#cmnts) | @stupidbird| @8_billion_eaters| | [Big pharma side effects](https://poal.co/s/USPolitics/734627/ef15f7be-830a-4578-bba6-7aa1a09d85b2#cmnts) | @crazy| @germanshepherd | | [Same job, new meaning](https://poal.co/s/SimpleAs/715769/02da8cf0-7a5f-43a7-8fa2-c0d89a45f74c#cmnts) | @normal |[deleted]| | [Poal HQ](https://poal.co/s/Europe/710975/b2f20d1a-e9eb-4661-99f6-728db40c545c#cmnts) | @theodore_kent | [deleted] | #####Best Post Title: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [This is not Joy Behar with a butt plug, it is a Hybrid Air Vehicle (HAV) 304/Airlander 10, nicknamed the “Flying Bum”](https://poal.co/s/Aviation/724958) | @-____- | [deleted] | | [Mourning Wood](https://poal.co/s/Random/717655) | @-____- | [deleted] | | [Jew owned DC pizza chain makes tongue in cheek food named after convicted crackhead prostitute hiring former DC mayor Marion Barry and is now getting blackmailed by the DC nigger machine for freebees. Bonus ..his widow says it "tarnishes" his legacy....…](https://poal.co/s/RealWhatever/734598) | @roberteleestatue |@aou | #Uncontested Categories: #####Best French Revolution Reference: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [](https://poal.co/s/PoalTheories/697535/6ef87f41-9186-4ce7-b42b-7b4e4f45442c)| @titus_of_voat| @boone| #####Best Self-Reply: | Link | Submitter | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | ------ | | [](https://poal.co/s/Music/715722/a290451c-2a09-4506-8c5c-6ea139633158#cmnts)| @8_billion_eaters | himself| #####Best Passive-Aggressive Manlet of the Year: | User | Nominator | | ----- | ------ | |@Frosty |@-____- | And, of course: #####Biggest Faggot: 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 [@picman](#toodamncool) #P.S. 1. The show date is still **TBD**. Sorry, I have things to do. We'll try to make it soon. 2. PM me your **DARK HORSE NOMINATIONS** and they may become surprise entries in the airing of the show (this is the best time to shamelessly nominate yourself). And a special thanks to the users who nominated others for a "retard award" — made me laugh.
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I never make these lists.

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I thought I nominated you for a few things, maybe didn't make the finalists

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> I never make these lists.

It's not all it's cracked up to be. I've been nominated 3 years in a row but always come up short. Pretty sure you gotta blow a judge to win....

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Nominate you for most likely to not blow a judge.

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I nominate myself for the "I never make these lists" category. Yeah. Now I'll win for sure. Buhahahahaha.

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Me either. Probably for the best.

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I nominate you for least nominated.

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I think "never nominated" would be more accurate. :)

I still sad... :(

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What a fantastic and hilarious recap of the year.

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Best art!! Yeah 😃thanks for the nomination @ivan. I don't have a lot of time any more for leather work but I'll always bring it here when I do. Love you guys.

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I missed it - damn! Perhaps next year I will nominate myself for hottest [spiciest) Poalr, hahahaha

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Skunked again, shits rigged

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For some reason I remember being nominated way early in the year, but have no idea for what. Not a big deal, either way, but I was wondering if it had happened or I imagined it.

Apparently, I imagined it.

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I can't find it. Doesn't mean it didn't happen.

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No worries. Validation would just make my ego swell.

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Same . I got a cool avatar out of it though so I'm happy