Poal's annual holiday year-in-review and awards show!
> At least twice as many categories as ever before!
Previous years' winners: 2022 2021 2019 (hey @Frosty where are the 2020 and 2019 winners documented, eh?)
I won the privilege to host the 2023 Frosties and I guarantee it (i.e. the live show where we do the voting) will happen on the date I say it will (to be announced), last week of December sometime.
> We'll vote and name winners on December 27 starting at 9 eastern / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 pacific. (converter for other folks (timeanddate.com)) It might take a few hours; join as you'd like!
> We'll meet in the Poal chat room. We use the Mumble client, with server set to "cast.poal.co" and port set to "64738".
> If you just want to listen in, go to http://cast.poal.co
For all you fucks who wondered where I went, it's a hell of a long trip to my planet and back. Fuck all y'all!
CATEGORIES
I may entertain new category suggestions but I think we've got a good list going already. Contemporaneous nominations will be taken but it's a pain in the ass.
⭐denotes winner
❄️Best Post
❄️Best Shitpost
❄️Best Poll
❄️Most Valuable Poster
❄️Most Valuable Commenter
- ⭐@Khro_ (see examples in the comments)
❄️Most Valuable Shitposter
❄️Best OC (meme, photos, video)
❄️Best OC (text post)
❄️Best Comment
❄️Best pic8 Album
❄️Best White Nationalist / NSDAP content
❄️Most Useful Resource/Link
❄️Biggest Thorn in AOU's side
❄️Biggest Faggot
❄️Most Likely to Flood /s/all/new with crap
❄️Most Likely to not be Human
❄️Best Cry
❄️Best Rant
❄️Best Injury
❄️Best Redemption Arc
❄️Most Wholesome Real World Hobby
❄️Most Likely to Subvert Poal
- (group) All Poalrs who earned glownigger tags
- ⭐(group) All Poalrs who earned happy merchant tags
❄️Most Likely to Falsely Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
❄️Most Likely to Correctly Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
❄️Most Likely to be Mistaken for Another User
❄️Most Likely to Roll a New Account
❄️Best Introduction Post
❄️Craziest comment:upvote ratio
❄️Most Likely to Play Devil's Advocate
❄️Most Likely to Start a New Sub
❄️Most Autistic
❄️Best one-liner
❄️How the hell did this user find Poal?
❄️Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere
- @Yukon, our newish friend whose post and comment history is quite mild
- ⭐@ape147, with periodic food and dog posts
❄️Most out-of-character post/comment (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled)
❄️Nuttiest new theory
❄️Most Duplicated Post
❄️Best Doglien
❄️Most jewish
- ⭐@ardvarcus who built an account over two years only to expose themselves as a shill
❄️Best ex-Poalr
❄️Best OCHOdePOAL Contribution
Categories cancelled for 2023 due to lack of nominations (or no significant data to support)
❄️Most Banned
❄️Most Frequently Moved Posts
❄️Most Annoying Sub Owner
❄️Most Pedantic
❄️Most Chill (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?)
❄️Neediest Poalr (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice)
❄️Poal's Favorite Alcoholic
HOW TO NOMINATE
Reply to this post (top level, not a comment) with the category(ies) and a username(s) or link to the comment(s) or post(s). Examples of why you nominate a particular user are also welcome and fun. I have been watching everyone closely and have numerous nominations of my own, which I'll add over the next few weeks.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
I nominate @Morbo to put a big-brained human-hating alien's mirror up to Poal's shenanigans throughout the coming year and host the Frosties 2024!
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