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Poal's annual holiday year-in-review and awards show!

> At least twice as many categories as ever before!

Previous years' winners: 2022 2021 2019 (hey @Frosty where are the 2020 and 2019 winners documented, eh?)

I won the privilege to host the 2023 Frosties and I guarantee it (i.e. the live show where we do the voting) will happen on the date I say it will (to be announced), last week of December sometime.

> We'll vote and name winners on December 27 starting at 9 eastern / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 pacific. (converter for other folks (timeanddate.com)) It might take a few hours; join as you'd like!

> We'll meet in the Poal chat room. We use the Mumble client, with server set to "cast.poal.co" and port set to "64738".

> If you just want to listen in, go to http://cast.poal.co

For all you fucks who wondered where I went, it's a hell of a long trip to my planet and back. Fuck all y'all!

CATEGORIES

I may entertain new category suggestions but I think we've got a good list going already. Contemporaneous nominations will be taken but it's a pain in the ass.

denotes winner

❄️Best Post

❄️Best Shitpost

❄️Best Poll

❄️Most Valuable Poster

❄️Most Valuable Commenter

  • @Khro_ (see examples in the comments)

❄️Most Valuable Shitposter

❄️Best OC (meme, photos, video)

❄️Best OC (text post)

❄️Best Comment

❄️Best pic8 Album

❄️Best White Nationalist / NSDAP content

❄️Most Useful Resource/Link

❄️Biggest Thorn in AOU's side

❄️Biggest Faggot

❄️Most Likely to Flood /s/all/new with crap

❄️Most Likely to not be Human

❄️Best Cry

❄️Best Rant

❄️Best Injury

❄️Best Redemption Arc

❄️Most Wholesome Real World Hobby

❄️Most Likely to Subvert Poal

  • (group) All Poalrs who earned glownigger tags
  • ⭐(group) All Poalrs who earned happy merchant tags

❄️Most Likely to Falsely Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew

❄️Most Likely to Correctly Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew

❄️Most Likely to be Mistaken for Another User

❄️Most Likely to Roll a New Account

❄️Best Introduction Post

❄️Craziest comment:upvote ratio

❄️Most Likely to Play Devil's Advocate

❄️Most Likely to Start a New Sub

❄️Most Autistic

❄️Best one-liner

❄️How the hell did this user find Poal?

❄️Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere

  • @Yukon, our newish friend whose post and comment history is quite mild
  • @ape147, with periodic food and dog posts

❄️Most out-of-character post/comment (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled)

❄️Nuttiest new theory

❄️Most Duplicated Post

❄️Best Doglien

❄️Most jewish

  • @ardvarcus who built an account over two years only to expose themselves as a shill

❄️Best ex-Poalr

❄️Best OCHOdePOAL Contribution

Categories cancelled for 2023 due to lack of nominations (or no significant data to support) ❄️Most Banned ❄️Most Frequently Moved Posts ❄️Most Annoying Sub Owner ❄️Most Pedantic ❄️Most Chill (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?) ❄️Neediest Poalr (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice) ❄️Poal's Favorite Alcoholic

HOW TO NOMINATE

Reply to this post (top level, not a comment) with the category(ies) and a username(s) or link to the comment(s) or post(s). Examples of why you nominate a particular user are also welcome and fun. I have been watching everyone closely and have numerous nominations of my own, which I'll add over the next few weeks.

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR

I nominate @Morbo to put a big-brained human-hating alien's mirror up to Poal's shenanigans throughout the coming year and host the Frosties 2024!

#Poal's annual holiday year-in-review and awards show! >> At least twice as many categories as ever before! Previous years' winners: [2022](https://poal.co/s/Frosties2022/613983) [2021](https://poal.co/s/TheFrosties/487062) [2019](https://poal.co/s/TheFrosties/123748) (hey @Frosty where are the 2020 and 2019 winners documented, eh?) I won the privilege to host the 2023 Frosties and I guarantee it *(i.e. the live show where we do the voting)* will happen **on the date I say it will** (to be announced), last week of December sometime. >> We'll vote and name winners on December 27 starting at 9 eastern / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 pacific. ([converter for other folks](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html)) It might take a few hours; join as you'd like! >> We'll meet in the Poal chat room. We use the Mumble client, with server set to "cast.poal.co" and port set to "64738". >> If you just want to listen in, go to http://cast.poal.co For all you fucks who wondered where I went, it's a hell of a long trip to my planet and back. Fuck all y'all! #CATEGORIES *I may entertain new category suggestions but I think we've got a good list going already. Contemporaneous nominations will be taken but it's a pain in the ass.* ⭐*denotes winner* ❄️Best Post - @Titus_of_Voat's [Submit your nominations for most insufferable cunt in America! I'll start with two.](https://poal.co/s/cunt/686241) - @AOU's [A beautiful video of a Swedish Woman wanting to preserve her heritage and Culture](https://poal.co/s/WhiteBeauty/674138) - @daskapitalist's [Communist Coercive Methods For Eliciting Compliance Compared To Covid-19](https://poal.co/s/CoronaVirus/667149) - ⭐@Vastrightwing's [EV's aren't about being green, they're more like short leashes gating you in.](https://poal.co/s/WEF/620295) - @AOU's [Bloomberg film critic writer who attempted to smear the ‘Sound of Freedom’ film as a far right “QAnon dog whistle” is a degenerate pedo jew rat](https://poal.co/s/PedosExposed/654882) ❄️Best Shitpost - ⭐@Aj's [My Life and Times with a Bidet.](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/497085) - @business_route's [If you can't take all the grocery bags from the car into the house in one trip, can you really call yourself a man?](https://poal.co/s/IceChest/632260) - @Ivan's [Does success in skilled work imbue people with an inflated sense of self-worth?](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/664235) ❄️Best Poll - ⭐@suplex's [Do you use anything like ivermectin or fenbendazole?](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/670837) ❄️Most Valuable Poster - ⭐@StabEm - @-___- ❄️Most Valuable Commenter - ⭐@Khro_ (see examples in the comments) ❄️Most Valuable Shitposter - @Intrinsic - @business_route - @hystereichal - ⭐@Boone ❄️Best OC (meme, photos, video) - ⭐@Norse's [So, I had to go to Auschwitz for work...](https://poal.co/s/Pics/673473) - @BlackCrimesMatter's [Civil War II - The Coming Breakup of America](https://poal.co/s/BlackCrimesMatter/640504) ❄️Best OC (text post) - @IndoAryan's [Autism Has Soared 28x Since the 1960s, but Why?](https://poal.co/s/Science/484562) - @silent_minority's [Proper far right ideology](https://poal.co/s/USPolitics/484828) - ⭐@Smedleys_Butler-1's ["I Woke Up to World War III"](https://poal.co/s/SmedleysPorch/671942) - ⭐@StabEm's [I've decided to take time to write a brief version of history on Croatian War of Independence](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/671557) - [deleted]'s [Grifters Paradise](https://poal.co/s/ShowerThoughts/645963) - @BANKSTER_COMMANDO's [Deep dive on Hydroxyapatite vs. Fluoride and your teeth](https://poal.co/s/Science/615415) ❄️Best Comment - @beaudacious's [comment on failed fathers](https://poal.co/s/WhiteBeauty/681274/862f27ea-09ba-40df-94ce-228f55880e65#cmnts) - @dampcat's [comment on the Afghanistan shitshow](https://poal.co/s/History/270372/3c2ab45b-375d-49b6-8c22-256d2f5b0196#cmnts) - @BloodyComet's [comment detailing the Ukraine shitshow](https://poal.co/s/WorldNews/508602/bfab700c-bed7-430f-90e5-c95dc95f66c8#cmnts) - @ardvarcus's [comment on the nature of jews](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/533503/f2e2b1e4-40d7-4090-ae3d-6280cd1eba12#cmnts) - ⭐@NoisySilence's [comment on intimacy and pair bonding](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/542341/8773d322-826a-4167-8000-c520a1a3e2de#cmnts) - @Ivan's [comment on paganism](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/670082/4e4584db-a80c-4881-b301-4d6ddb52394f#cmnts) ❄️Best pic8 Album - ⭐@Watcher_Down's [The American dream! - what the fuck happened on the way?](https://poal.co/s/Pics/493844) - @AOU's [The jews and their lies, trying to rewrite history through kikepedia.](https://poal.co/s/History/672840) ❄️Best White Nationalist / NSDAP content - @Dima's [Happy Birthday](https://poal.co/s/Anything/528407) - @MyPlums3453's [this narrative is so tired and retarded](https://poal.co/s/Racism/685792/bc36efae-c901-4384-933b-5efb5a334119#cmnts) comment - ⭐@Khro_'s [Saga - Singing live in London in 2009 with a club filled with White Nationalist brothers singing along with her](https://poal.co/s/1488Music/663265) - @AOU's [Ethnics will tell you Whites have no culture...](https://poal.co/s/WhitePride/656824) ❄️Most Useful Resource/Link - [deleted]'s [A look at search engines with their own indexes](https://poal.co/s/technology/527373) - @daskapitalist's [Remember, Your Replacements Hate You](https://poal.co/s/Immigration/541507) - [deleted]'s [The following are books written by National Socialist leaders and should be studied closely](https://poal.co/s/History/270372/3c2ab45b-375d-49b6-8c22-256d2f5b0196#cmnts) - ⭐@AmericanThinker's [4Get - A metasearch engine that *really* respects your privacy.](https://poal.co/s/docker/672351) - @Gigaslayer's [Nonfren Radar - A browser script that detects kikes](https://poal.co/s/technology/671714) - @webrustler's [Way cool pop density and other map visualizations](https://poal.co/s/DataIsBeautiful/667597) - @Grandmacaesar's [Be a Mensch and Take Time To Learn More About These 100 Jewish Last Names](https://poal.co/s/kikes/615464) ❄️Biggest Thorn in AOU's side - @webofslime - @Anticlutch - ⭐@Boone ❄️Biggest Faggot - ⭐@picman - @BillCarson - @Boone ❄️Most Likely to Flood /s/all/new with crap - ⭐@-____- - @hystereichal - @asiatrails ❄️Most Likely to not be Human - @Pauline - ⭐@Intrinsic - @germanshepherd - @stupidbird - @Fumduck - @-___- ❄️Best Cry - ⭐@Chimpfighter's [Why am I sad and angry all the time ?](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/614820) - @business_route's [Friends, I don't think this world has need of me. Maybe I'll try another time after reincarnation.](https://poal.co/s/poalconfessional/678902) ❄️Best Rant - @suplex for [Fuck! now I just blend in with all the other blue fuckers!](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/684901) - ⭐@ScreamingRubberBand for [Fuck Celestron](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/669553) ❄️Best Injury - ⭐@ChristoDeFetus ([post](https://poal.co/s/RealWhatever/668548) and [post](https://poal.co/s/RealWhatever/676735)) ❄️Best Redemption Arc - ⭐@Theodore_Kent ❄️Most Wholesome Real World Hobby - @Gumbatron's [gardening and greenhouse](https://poal.co/s/DIY/675419) - @stupidbird's vintage electronics, hamfests, flea markets, and general scrounging for great resources like [this](https://poal.co/s/books/648389) - @Boone's goose breeding - ⭐@Professor_de_la_Paz's [animal rescue advocacy](https://poal.co/s/RescueDogs/new) - @GlamourSpork's [sharing cooking recipes](https://poal.co/u/GlamourSpork/subposts/Food) - @Fumduck's [cocktail tradition](https://poal.co/u/Fumduck/subposts/cocktails) (even if he deletes all his posts after 90 days...) - @Gumbatron's [machining](https://poal.co/u/Gumbatron/subposts/Machining) ❄️Most Likely to Subvert Poal - (group) All Poalrs who earned glownigger tags - ⭐(group) All Poalrs who earned happy merchant tags ❄️Most Likely to Falsely Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew - @AOU - ⭐@Anticlutch ❄️Most Likely to Correctly Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew - ⭐@AOU - @Anticlutch ❄️Most Likely to be Mistaken for Another User - ⭐@John_Galt (mistaken for @Johngaltapproves) ❄️Most Likely to Roll a New Account - ⭐@Intrinsic - @Caliope - @-___- ❄️Best Introduction Post - ⭐@Art_Heals ([post](https://poal.co/s/Introductions/659094/417c9656-a065-4548-a894-e62c757d459d)) - @picman ([post](https://poal.co/s/Introductions/635061)) ❄️Craziest comment:upvote ratio - ⭐@ColeO's [What generation makes up the majority of the "muh boomer" hate on'ers you think](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/654654) ❄️Most Likely to Play Devil's Advocate - @meepwa - @Morbo - @BANKSTER_COMMANDO - @Boone - @Ivan - ⭐@starjello - @Grandmacaesar ❄️Most Likely to Start a New Sub - ⭐@-___- - @Anticlutch ❄️Most Autistic - @Khro_ - ⭐@Anticlutch - @stupidbird ❄️Best one-liner - ⭐@CanIPlay2 [post](https://poal.co/s/WatchNiggersDie/685207/4920a9a2-306d-43b8-a9ef-9f7312b291f8#cmnts) - @hystereichal [post](https://poal.co/s/Woke/687750/0b30a642-8e05-4bd8-aadc-cdae63c32d9a) ❄️How the hell did this user find Poal? - ⭐@Vgir (see [introduction](https://poal.co/s/Introductions/687740) and follow-up comments upon interrogation - @Awash (see [introduction](https://poal.co/s/Introductions/660653) and follow-up comments upon interrogation - @Hawksearcher, the musical mage (see [introduction](https://poal.co/s/Introductions/619892) and follow-up comments upon interrogation ❄️Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere - @Yukon, our newish friend whose post and comment history is quite mild - ⭐@ape147, with periodic food and dog posts ❄️Most out-of-character post/comment (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled) - ⭐@Anticlutch's [Help me find a leather jacket.](https://poal.co/s/Clothes/687850) ❄️Nuttiest new theory - ⭐[Parasites](https://poal.co/s/LGBT/559994) - [Smart Dust](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/652611) - [CICO isn't real](https://poal.co/s/MeanwhileOnReddit/683510/6fa88924-f1fd-4195-a3ae-477c167f3c9f#cmnts) - [Shadow People](https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/635718) ❄️Most Duplicated Post - ⭐@suplex's "Fuck all yall" (see instances [here](https://poal.co/s/Frosties2023/685023/fcdedcac-0897-43b5-ade1-590f9312d685#cmnts)) ❄️Best Doglien - ⭐@Intrinsic ❄️Most jewish - ⭐@ardvarcus who built an account over two years only to expose themselves as a shill ❄️Best ex-Poalr - ⭐@shitskinned_faggot - where the hell did you go? ❄️Best OCHOdePOAL Contribution - ⭐@Silently_Screaming's [Baconny Night](https://poal.co/s/OCHOdePOAL/666926) - ⭐@CTCZ's [2021: A Bacon Odyssey](https://poal.co/s/OCHOdePOAL/477058) - ⭐@FunkyPurpleKitty's [In loving memory](https://poal.co/s/OCHOdePOAL/533926) **Categories cancelled for 2023** due to lack of nominations (or no significant data to support) ❄️Most Banned ❄️Most Frequently Moved Posts ❄️Most Annoying Sub Owner ❄️Most Pedantic ❄️Most Chill (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?) ❄️Neediest Poalr (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice) ❄️Poal's Favorite Alcoholic #HOW TO NOMINATE Reply to this post (top level, not a comment) with the category(ies) and a username(s) or link to the comment(s) or post(s). Examples of why you nominate a particular user are also welcome and fun. I have been watching everyone closely and have numerous nominations of my own, which I'll add over the next few weeks. #SEE YOU NEXT YEAR I nominate @Morbo to put a big-brained human-hating alien's mirror up to Poal's shenanigans throughout the coming year and host the [Frosties 2024](https://poal.co/s/Frosties2024/hot)!

(post is archived)

[–] 4 pts

You're hoping fifth place for that category will be more fair?

Yes, you can add yourself to fifth place this time instead of jewishly adding yourself to first place like you did last year. I congratulated you before I listened to the Poalcast and discovered the truth about the category winners. I know the truth now.

[–] 2 pts

Are you telling me you didn't tune in live!? That's the best experience!

[–] 8 pts

Are you telling me you didn't tune in live!? That's the best experience!

I was spending time with my family. THAT'S the best experience.

[–] 4 pts

> Are you telling me you didn't tune in live!? That's the best experience!

I did that once and didn't realize the mic wasn't muted. Could hear all kinds of shenanigans going on in my house.