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@ivan you know what you did, you can either come clean now or be outed live. We're waiting to see if your accomplice will fess up.

I can't say anything about that for the time being however. But you'll all know what's really been happening all this time.

The Frosties will go on tho!

This Friday @10pm all are invited to come join in the fun.

In addition to the categories in this thread (w/ more to be added and voted on by those in attendance live!) , we'll be having a special new impersonation contest...

https://poal.co/s/Frosties2022/605981

Impersonate who you may ask? Well various poal favored content creators, some more handsome than others.

Also this year we'll have** profile badges for the winners and participation trophies for all that show up**.

You can be part of the live studio audience using a Mumble compatible app by connecting to

cast.poal.co port 64738

Citizenship requires service.

No more delays... this Fri. @ 10pm.

Categories will include:

PoalSanta naughty list Top 5 users Poal Poet Laureate Thinnest skin Poal's Biggest Faggot 2022 Submission of the Year 2022 Best new subverse Most Missed User and more...

If you'd like to see a new category let us know in comments and see it so

**@ivan you know what you did, you can either come clean now or be outed live. We're waiting to see if your accomplice will fess up.** I can't say anything about that for the time being however. But you'll all know what's really been happening all this time. ##### The Frosties will go on tho! **This Friday @10pm all are invited to come join in the fun.** In addition to the categories in this thread (w/ more to be added and voted on by those in attendance live!) , we'll be having a special new impersonation contest... https://poal.co/s/Frosties2022/605981 Impersonate who you may ask? Well various poal favored content creators, some more handsome than others. Also this year we'll have** profile badges for the winners and participation trophies for all that show up**. You can be part of the live studio audience using a Mumble compatible app by connecting to ***cast.poal.co port 64738*** Citizenship requires service. No more delays... this Fri. @ 10pm. Categories will include: PoalSanta naughty list Top 5 users Poal Poet Laureate Thinnest skin Poal's Biggest Faggot 2022 Submission of the Year 2022 Best new subverse Most Missed User and more... **If you'd like to see a new category let us know in comments and see it so**

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[–] [deleted] • 15 pts

>You guys may have wondered why the Frosties were postponed

Nope.

[–] • 5 pts

This wins like 3 categories.

[–] • 2 pts

Nope.

Exactly. Nobody gives a shit.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Nope and anyone pushing "awards" on a yearly basis has some deep rooted brainwashing going on.

[–] • 3 pts

Ur invited too faggot. Come join the conspiracy.

[–] • 12 pts

and it's a pretty fucked up situation.

Unless it's to do with space aliens, the destruction of 12 alternate realities, judicious amounts of booze, and a talking rat named Amy it's not really a fucked up situation, now is it?

[–] • 5 pts

You know Amy?

[–] • 5 pts

Sure do. We met back in '68. Those were fucked up times.

[–] • 4 pts

You mean in the third grade?

[–] • 2 pts

Those were fucked up times.

Yeah, but in a fun way.

[–] • 4 pts

Yeah, I heard it was pretty messed up. The party was at a bar in NY. She eventually told the 12 "space aliens" the punch was spiked and Amy wasn't her real name.

[–] • 2 pts

It was Arnold, wasn't it? No wonder Aliens never visit, they got dicked by a dude they thought was Amy.

[–] • 3 pts

Replacing booze with mushrooms and I'd call it a hell of a weekend

[–] • 2 pts

you have no idea

[–] • 4 pts

I do. Amy told me all about it.

[–] • 1 pt

This is not really a stupid-bird-thought, what gives?

[–] • 1 pt

Try talking to a rat. You'll feel pretty stupid.

[–] • 1 pt

Tell me about this rat. I had a hamster like that. He was nothing but trouble.

[–] • 7 pts
  • most likely to be mistaken for another user
  • most likely to roll a new account
  • best rant
  • best confession
  • best redemption arc
  • Poal's favorite alcoholic
  • Neediest Poalr
  • Most Chill (heh)
[–] • 5 pts

how about most likely to have post moved to another sub by the moderator because they don't like where you posted

[–] • 3 pts

I vote for this to be added.

[–] • 6 pts

I wanna be nominated for best porch. Haven't drank since Saturday, but i want best alcoholic too

[–] • 9 pts

You've got some stiff competition on poal for best alcoholic

[–] • 4 pts

All of the alcoholics on poal are whiny bitches. Not sure I'd qualify that as 'best'.

[–] • 1 pt

I have the best porch

[–] • 2 pts

I have giant rabbits and roaming chickens below

[–] • 1 pt

I have wild turkeys and deer

[–] • 1 pt

Sorry, you took one too many days off.

[–] • 1 pt

Really?

[–] • 2 pts

Budgeting with unemployment. Not enough under the table work.

[–] • 3 pts

Nah man, I meant Im a better alcoholic than you dude. :)

[–] • 1 pt

Major Smed,you can get 50-60 bucks for plasma!

[–] • 5 pts

Is there one for best poem/haiku?

There should be since poal is full of emotive fagguettes

[–] • 1 pt

concur!

[–] • 1 pt

That there should be one for poems or everyone here is gay?

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

@KaliYuga Your saying Frosty fucked up the frosties?

[–] • 4 pts

He abandoned them twice now. Frosty is flaky.

[–] • 2 pts

I can't say anything more about it till friday. The investigation is ongoing.

[–] • 4 pts

Oh come on man, investigation my ass.

[–] • 3 pts

Pure Prairie League: "Amy, what you gonna do?"

[–] • 3 pts

I still never make these lists.

[–] • 2 pts

Hmmm... this might just be your year :)

[–] • 3 pts

ELI5 Frosties.

[–] • 6 pts

Its like Poals Golden Globes. Not as gay as the Tony's but far more gay than the Oscar's. That being said all three are pretty faggoty.

[–] • 1 pt

Poal awards show recognizing users that turns psychotic some years.

[–] • 2 pts

I suggest the following awards;

  • Biggest nigger
  • Biggest faggot
  • Biggest niggerfaggot
  • Most retarded category in the Frosties
[–] • 5 pts

You just want to win.. so you pick 4 new awards youre sure to be the frontrunner for?

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