Found 'em: "most likely to falsely accuse a Poalr of being a jew" "most likely to be mistaken for another user" "most likely to roll a new account" "best rant" "best introduction post" (new) "most likely to play devil's advocate" "top comment" or "most frequent top commentor" "most likely to start a new sub" "most frequently moved posts" "most jewish" lmaooooo "Poal's favorite alcoholic" "Most autistic" "Most banned" "best ex-Poalr" "how the hell did this user find Poal?" "Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere" "Neediest Poalr" (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice) "Most out-of-character post/comment" (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled) "Most chill Poalr" (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?) "Best redemption arc"