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Duct tape the engraves? But then is it still a fork? I have about 90 forks and no spoons or knives. I don't want to desecrate my majestic utensils so some advice would be helpful.

Duct tape the engraves? But then is it still a fork? I have about 90 forks and no spoons or knives. I don't want to desecrate my majestic utensils so some advice would be helpful.

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One bite at a time

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Eat the meat throw the juice. Are you sick? Why are you eating soup instead of stew?

Edit: I'll paste this here for you in case you have to eat soup.

>>This brings me to my next point. Let’s talk about the spoon, the peasant of the utensils. A spoon is used when it seems like the appropriate choice. If you have a bowl of tomato soup steaming in front of you or a bowl of ice cream just waiting to be eaten, your best option seems to be a spoon, but there is an alternative. There is no food that exists that you can eat with a spoon that you can not either drink, eat with your hands or eat with a fork and knife. You can drink soup, you can eat ice cream with a fork, but you can not, for example, eat meat with a spoon. What, are you, crazy? The spoon is the most useless out of the three power tools: fork, knife and spoon.

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But what if you are in public? Seems rude to just pick up the bowl and drink.

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Consider this - The only people insisting it is impolite to drink soup are spooners.

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Ah that is a point of view I didn't even consider.

Is you don't want to grab the bowl and drink the soup, there's this thing called "bread".