Please reconsider ... poor @ivan means well ... he's just misguided.

Spoon Sympathizer - Spoon Supporters

The spoon sympathizer, who is a potential spoon supporter, because he or she holds spoon political views. The fellow spoon traveler, who is someone who is sympathetic to spoon(s), but is neither an influential advocate of spoons, nor a potential spoon supporter.

I need to get untraceable ghost forks in the works here at some point. Put a silencer on the fork to as well.

Don't let them try to go for equality with forks and/or spoons especially if not the same type of silver. I've seen this play from spoon handlers and/or spoon supporting handlers. Have to just say did your spoon handler teach you that?

I don't think Ivan is a full fledged spoonist, I think he just likes using spoons when he finds it convenient.