Watermelon got 100. Uh-huh. So I'm guessing that fried chicken and collared greens should come in right under that, right? What about matzoh and fresh Christian toddler blood? Funny how the three things that are best for you are all at the bottom of the list. "Unsweetened almond 'milk'"? TIL that almonds have tiny little teats. How, oh how, did our ancestors ever manage to survive without "almond milk"? "Egg substitute fried in vegetable oil" = IOW, fry one chemical substitute that has never ever seen the inside of chicken and that you body has trouble recognizing as food, in another substance that was originally a waste product and then was manufactured and marketed as an industrial lubricant, and was never meant for human consumption. Who the fuck thinks of shit like this? Oh, yeah... Mozaffarian D, El-Abbadi NH O’Hearn M Erndt-Marino J Masters WA Jacques, P Shi P Blumberg, JB Micha R. Labonte, M. E Pomeranz, J. Mozaffarian, D. Micha, R. Uh-huh. Some people are only still walking around loose in public because chasing them down and beating them to death with the flat side of a long-handled shovel, using rythmic overhand swings, in broad daylight and in front of the multitudes assembled is still generally frowned upon for some unfathomable reason. One continues to have hope that this will change in our lifetimes. To paraphrase a famous White Man: "They'll make niggers of us all, 'cause niggers are easier to please."